The Creepypasta and Trollpasta Timeline
- Nothing Happened.
- Our world was born.
- And we all lived happily ever after! OR ARE WE???
- Satan was born.
- Satan creates evil.
- Satan starts to think something creepy.
- Satan waits for next year.
- Satan realizes something.
- Satan starts to know to create a dog.
- Satan creates The Dog.
- Satan acidentally drops his picture thingie. The Dog takes a picture of himself.
- Satan thinks its cute and Satan starts naming him The Doge.
- Satan has no idea what he was doing at the picture this year.
- Satan starts sleeping. The Doge takes a picture of his selve again.
- Unforuntly, the picture lacks Personal Hygiene, making it corruptied as well as The Doge smiling creepily.
- Satan wakes up and looks at the Second Picture. He looks at it and instantly renamed The Doge. He made his dog named Smile Dog.
- The Smile Dog goes on a rampage on Earth, with his picture. The Smile Dog finds a computer and posts his picture.
- Everyone becomes scared at the picture. Some people even commited suicide.
- A person named Fart Man looked at the picture, and has a neucular explosive diarrhieah dump, making it the loudest. The world explodes, and a new world named Fart Planet was created.
- Nothingness began before this year started.
- Satan realizes it is Year 666 and starts creating evil people.
- Jeff the Killer was born, Jack the Ripper is born, Jane the Killer is born, Smile Dog 2.0 was born, B.E.N was born, Jadusable was born, and more.
- Jeff the Killer and Jane the killer Starts hating each other, and goes to a planet with life seperatly to kill people. Whoever killed the most people will win.
- Suddenly, the earth was reborn, and Jane and Jeff goes there.
- Jeff tries to kill people to kill them in their sleep. But then, he just took longer, and plays cards with them instead.
- The Oringal Smile Dog returns, and sues Smile 2.0 for trying to impersonate him.
- The case is closed, and Smile 2.0 is sued for good.
- Smile 2.0 is mad and Merges with Jeff the Killer, creating Smile Jeff.
- Satan became bored and created the Infamous creepypasta character, named Victim 1.
- Victim 1 creates a Super Mario World ROM Hack named MARIO.
- His hack got in the Reviewing section, and he became mad and puted his face there.
Year 300 BCDEATH
- Victim 1 is decoded once. Some person tries to decode his face, and it became the scariest face you ever seen *this is his true form*. The person passed out, and waked up in a middle of buttfuc nowhere.
- Satan realizes why nothing else is happening for the rest of the year.
Victim Year 1 BC
- Its the year of the Victim 1. And Victim 1 is happy.
- EVIL PATTRIXXX was born.
- EVIL PATTRIXXX invents language like: "IM GIGJN TO Y=]FUK YOU>:((())(()()()()()()()FRSEFRSEFSERSER"
- EVIL PATTRIXXX starts killing people.
- Smile Jeff thinks he is a impersonater of every killer in the world so Smile Jeff fights EVIL PATRIXXX.
SMILE JEFF FIGHTS EVEL PARTIZZZZ!!!!!!!
SMILE JEIFF USED ZCAREH SMILEEZZXCZSZSZSFE
EVIL PATRIXXXX XXCZDXCZSDCZSD TAKERS No! DAMMMGAWE
EVIL PATRTRIIXXX USED MIND F**k bwell eawo0f meth distruuuuuccctttiiiooonnn
AMILE JEFF DIIIIEEESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVIL BUTTRIXXXXXZXXaxXASAXDaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WIN
SUDDENLY SEPER SAYAJN CAPN BAWLER GOES SEPER SAYAN INFINITEH!!!!!!!!
SEPER SAYAN INFENTITEH CAPN BAWLEDREADF USED Haaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
SWPRWEEW EASYANF F AWEIODAD CAPN BAWLERERAARWER KILLED FAEHIMMMERSELLLLDLDFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVIL PATTRIXXX STILL WIN
- EVIL PATRIXXX wins.
- Victim 1 challenges EVIL PATRIXXX to a Killing Spree. Whoever kills the most people wins. And EVIL PATTRIXX wins.
- PATTRIXX (GOOD PATTRIXX) is born.
Year 0 BC-AD
- Nothing Happens.
- Still Nothing Happens.
- Jeff the Killer and Smile Dog has wondered what happened.
- EVIL PATRIXXX invents Trollpastuh.
- EVIL PATTRIXXX creates KERMITXXX.
- KERMIXXX slaps EVIL PATTRIXXX. World Waar 1. 1! 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! was born.
- Zalgo is created.
- Zalgo starts to infect everyone with eyes bleeding black stuff.
- Zalgo once steped on the battlefield of World Waar 1. 1! 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, and survived.
- Jason was born to kill.
- Jason kills people.
- EVIL PATRIXXX noticed Ranbow Dash, and clones her and creates RAENBAEOW DOSH. FurburingBrick starts creating Trollpasta Articles.
Year 13 Vers. 13.13
- World Waar 1. 1! 1!!!!!!!!!!!! ends.
- PATRIXXX starts hunting for EVIL PATRIXXX (Note EVIL stands for EVERY VILLAN IS LEMONS)
- 1 has a fight with 3.
- 3 goes super sayan 3!!!!!
- 1 goes SUPER SAYAN 1!!!!!
- 13 is born.
- Jason is happy that the number 13 is offically created.
- Sunday: 6/13/666, the trollpasta AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT takes place.\
- Skeletons are offically created (quicly).
- Year 13 offically ends. Jason goes deceased. The others injoy there lifes as creepypasta charactors.
Year INFINITY PLUS 1!!!!!
- Nothing happens.
YEAR INFINITY MINUS 1!!!!
- Still nothing happens.
- EVIL PATRIXXX argued how no events are happening. World Waar 2! 2? I SAI 2!!!
D-Day! Year: 666
- Spme Japanize creepypasta charactor is born.
- D-Day happens. EVIL PATRIXXX is the dictator of the war. LOLSKELETONS is leader of the year.
- People began to force to literally kill eachother.
- Good Patrixxx goes to the war and fights EVIL PATRIXXX.
- D-Day becames blodier and blodier.
- 6 goes super sayan. 6 goes super sayan two. 6 goes super sayan 3!!! AND WE HAVE.... 666!!!!!!
- FurbearingBrick goes to armwreastle Jeff the Killer to see who is the biggest asshole in the internet.
- EVIL PATRIXXX makes a mistake. He makes a nuclear bomb that destroys the whole world. The bomb explodes. The whole world is destroyed. Is this the end of the world???
FIND OUT IN PART TWO OF THE TIMELINE! ololololollloololol
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