The Crocodile Hunter.exe
I WROTE THIS ALL IN CAPITALS BECAUSE THIS IS SO EXTREAM U YOU'LL HAVE 72 YEARS OF NIGHMARES AND NEVER LEAVE UR HOUSE AGAIN ONCE U START READING THIS U CAN'T STOP! I'MA TALKING 2 C'SHAN U CAN SUCK MY KNICKER ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK OR ATM!!!
So one day i was bored and I decided to wach TV and i found a mysterious channel called channel 0001.53 and i was like "Why not?" so i turned to it and it and about that time my mama came into the room and said that she had to leave go bail my brother out of jail (he's 4 years old by the way). she said not to get into trouble until she came back home so i said "OK" and she leaves so the channel was all whilte stuff like shshshshshsh and i was like "this stupid" but then then a show came on called "Crokadile hunter.exe" andi was like "Lololol this is gonna be good!" i then called my friend Morbid Cheese and I said "lol thers a violent show on my TV and my mama is gone to bail out my brother" he said "Shut up I'll be right there!" and so he comes and the show begins.
There was thsi person he said "hello my name is Patrixx - I mean Irwinton Steevington and I am the Crokodiel Hunter! as you cans ee i has a crokodile right here!" and a hyperrealistic crokodile fell out of the sky and sadi "Yeah lol I'm a crokodile!" and me and my frend were like "WAAAAAAAW!!!" but then some random person fell out of the sky and skreeme "HELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I AM LINZEY LOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!" Inwington Steevington said "lol that be stupid person that we use as crocadile food." He then had hyperrealistic diamond encrushted chain saw and cut oof the heat that is now dead and threw it in fron of the crokodile and the crocadily says "lol" and eats the head in one bite and it was EPIC! but then a lady shoes up and said "It's Them!" then creepy Lavender Town music playes like Dodododododo and stuff and Irwinton Steevington was revealed to be Patrixx and the lady was Patricixx and Linzey Lohan was reavead to be some random guy and then Patrixx and Patricixx put their arms in the air and skreamed "SURRENDER NOW DIIIIIIE!" the the channel went back to white stuff adn we where spoooked to move.
I said "Well its just a TV show right?" But then he heard ROFLcopters outside so we ran 2 the window and there was PATRIXX!! and he said "Lol this is not just a show! I now have and army of hyperrealstic mutated Patrixx Crocadiles!" and he killed us and guts and stuff flew out
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