The Day I Hacked Nick
I will say this, and I will say it again. SpongeBob SquarePants will always be my favorite show. So, one day I got bored and decided to hack the Nick site. After hacking, I changed the background to a picture of a stunningly handsome bald guy, and then I chuckled slightly at the morbid joke. Tons of people were talking about it, while looking in the comments of a certain SpongeBob video.
CononDude124: "Wow. I can't believe Nick would do this. That's fucked up in the head, indeed"
Pewdiefan43: "I know dude.... but maybe somebody hacked the site, like a hacker or something"
I watched the comments, until they grew to 129 comments, I was shocked. The latest comment was from "sataniswatching666," who said this:
sataniswatching666: "Wow, Jonathan did a good things, and you guys made fun of him, jerks"
Sataniswatching666 was indeed my friend, Eric from school. I reightherdd an account, and replied.
InsanePenis666: "I know. Thanks Sataniswatching666"
Suddenly the Sataniswatching666's comment was deleted by admins, along with the comment that said "fuck".
"I guess those jerks at Nick took down our garbage," I said chuckling. Indeed I hated Nickelodeon ever since they've got rid of Rocko, Hey Arnold, CatDog, and others. After looking into the Nick site, I saw I was blocked for good, but I hacked the site again, changing SpongeBob to a Penis with eyes.
Some folks complained, but this time, the Nick staff didn't change shit. Then the website crashed, leading me to a sickening site called "youtube.com". The name sent shivers down my spine, and I began to sing.
Spooky, scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight
Spooky, scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek
We're sorry skeletons, you're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize, but I don't think we should
'Cause spooky, scary skeletons
Shout startling, shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be
Then, a skeleton popped out and killed me.
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