The Diary of Beowulf Horafisk

June 6, 2016

Hallo. My name is Beowulf, ja. I am a professional Swedish fish salesman. My best friend Hrothgar Fiskkuk and I own our own fish shop, ja. We have owned the shop since 1988. If the walls could talk I would cut their tongues off, ja.

June 7, 2016

My friend's brother Olaf Fiskkuk told me that the rest of the world is declaring nuclear war on Sweden. This is punishment to us for giving them PewDiePie, ja. I have a plan to escape to Norway. It's just down a reasonably-long road from here. If I go now, i should be there by nightfall, ja.

June 8, 2016

The nuclear holocaust happened before I got to the border. This sucks, ja. At least I'm still alive. Word around the wasteland is that my brother Hingderdingder and his friend Olaf are hiding in an underground bunker, ja. I'm going to go see if I can get in.

June 16, 2016

I found the bunker and Hingderdingder let me in, ja. But I decided to leave because there was no more food left.

June 17, 2016

A man appraoched me today. He asked if I was the idiot who blew up Megaton. I just said "uuuuuugh", ja. So I killed him.

June 18, 2016

Word got out that Hingderdingder died and Olaf is the murderer. I have to kill him.

June 19, 2016

I found Olaf outside of the bunker, ja. He managed to escape me but not for long.

June 20, 2016

I managed to catch up with Olaf again, ja. I shaved his beard in revenge. Praise the eternal God EVIL PATRIXXX and PATRIXXX bless the Swedish Wasteland.

June 21, 2016

Fuck what's left of Sweden, ja. I'm making a run for Norway.

June 23, 2016

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck, ja. I'm being chased by skeletons. I just passed the ruins of Creepypasta Studios when a skeleton popped out followed by millions of others, ja.

June 24, 2016

I managed to lose the skeletons, ja. I should be in Norway soon, ja.

June 25, 2016

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