The EEEEEVIL Ghost of Spongebob

It was the year 2025, I went to a yard sale collecting merch of 12 oz Mouse, the guy there said he had a tape to the sequel to the Spongebob episode "Dying for Pie", Since that is literally the greatest work of fiction ever, I bought it and took it home, shitting my diaper in excitement!!! I put the tape in.

The episode started...It was a cold, barron day in Bikini Bottom, Conch Drive was surrounded by garbage...and Patrick's feces. Squidward, was sleeping, on this cold, soulless morning...

Squidward sniffed the air and was awaken by the smell of feces he looked out his window seeing Patrick's pulsing anus pushing out shit.

"PATRICK WHAT ARE YOU DOING"

"HI SQUIDWARD" exclaimed SpongeBob. "Patrick ate 3 years worth of food to get the world record of largest crap" and Patrick was straining as a 40x50 turd was coming out his butt.

Squidward then says "THAT'S DISGUSTING"

Spongebob's eyes then fall out and there is HYPER REALSTIC BLOOD.

"YOU ARE DISGUSTING" snapped Spongebob before fading away.

Later that day, Patrick is still trying to do the last big shit. SpongeBob then reappears inside Squidward's house and screams as he jumps on him.

"AAAAAAAAAAA PATRICK, HELP ME!!!!!!!!!" cried Squidward

Patrick stands there still pooping

"SPONGEBOB, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A BOMB IN THE PIE!!!!!"

Spongebob then fills needles then fill up Squidward's asshole. Squidward then tries to take a dump, but screams "OW OW OW OW OWWWW" with tears running down his face, cause the needles hurt his colon.

Spongebob then sucks his asshole, everything comes out, the needles, the shit, the roundworms and other parasites inside, and after that, his intestacies were sucked up Spongebob like Spaghetti.

"I'M SORRY SPONGEBOB"

Then Mr. Enter (Also sorry Mr. Enter no hard feelings) appears: THIS IS, ONE OF THE WORST SQUIDWARD TOTURE PORNS!!!!!!!!!

"I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A BOMB IN THE PIEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Then SpongeBob vomits the needles, parasites and feces on Mr. Enter.

and Squidward starts dying of laughter

"Y'KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOU SQUIDWARD! I'M DONE DEFENDING YO ASS" exploded John "I almost renamed my dog Patrick before he died to 'Squidward' but I'm glad I didn't"

(From my friend: Look I feel bad he lost his dog and I'm sure he was a good dog but imagine going "CMERE PATRICK!" to a dog lmfao.)

all the intestines, feces, needles and Parasites are thrown inside Squidward.

Squidward is now obese, with his own intestines mixed with the other shit, must shit it all out without intestines.

and then...Squidward takes the largest shit and starts crying afterwards

not cause it hurt and nearly killed him...

but because it was really smelly

and then...

Security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE and begins ATTACKING THE CITY- (the security system was very angered by the large quantity of uh...you know... inside the house)-Leaving the mayor to give Squidward community service for the damage he caused. EVEN THOUGH Spongebob and Mr. Enter were in his house the WHOLE- FUCKING- TIME- and were responsible for EVERYTHING! GAAH! FUCK THIS EPISODE!

HOWEVER, Squidward wasn't safe yet...Spongebob still wanted to kill him

"Squidward...you FUCKING UGLY PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"YOU KILLED ME"

"I. WILL. MAKE. YOU. PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Spongebob then does a Sonic Forces and uses the Phantom Ruby to spawn the sun over Bikini Bottom, Squidward then runs away as the city is destroyed.

Then Billy from Billy and Mandy is like "You destroyed us all...DESTROYED US ALL....DESTROYED US ALL...DESTROYED US ALL-" then Billy died.

Squidward meanwhile is screaming like this.

Squidward: "THERE IT IS, THE PHATOM RUBY PROTOTYPE!!!!! WITH IT, I CAN STOP THE SUN. THANK GOD THE STORY IN SONIC FORCES MAKE SO SENSE!!!!"

Squidward then runs to it, and grabs it at the last second, and stops the sun, leaving him as the only survivor in Bikini Bottom!!! Oh but Patrick's house and Patrick is still there.

Ghost of Spongebob then says "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUU"

Squidward: "Spongebob, I only killed you by accident, you killed hundreds of other people and random ass characters from other franchises just to kill me. what do you have to say for yourself?"

Spongebob turns back to normal and then starts crying as this plays.

Patrick then says "I ALMOST GOT IT OUT"

Patrick then shits a giant cube and crushes Spongebob and Squidward and then they drown in Patrick's shit. "I DID IT, I WON" cheered Patrick.

Mr. Enter then says "He's doing it on purpose, he's always been doing it on purpose. Everything you've seen on this list has been completely intentional. He knows he's stupid, or at least he's pretending to be stupid. Unlike "Breath of Fresh Squidward", this also affects appearances shown afterwards, even more so than the ones from before. I stand strong in my statement that this is more of a monster than Puffy Fluffy ever was! He has become a fucking sociopath, blind to the fact that his actions can and do harm those around him. Those that he used to pretend to care about, those that he shared fake laughter with, those that he pretended to cry for. To think that my dog was named after this GROTESQUE CANCER IMAGINATION!!!"

Then Patrick barks "That's what you get for naming me after a cartoon character." Then Enter doesn't understand him and says "I'm glad you see it my way, boy!" and he pets his head.

Spongebob died twice so he's gone for good, but Squidward's ghost fused with Patrick's shit, and became a perfect giant cube of Patrick's Shit. He cries "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME???????"

Shitward then chases Patrick, Patrick the dog, and Mr. Enter. Patrick then says "THAT IS NO WAY TO TREAT YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!!"

Patrick then falls on Shitward face first and then starts eating him.

Shitward then cries "THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??? STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

When they all reach the surface, Shitward is the size of a penny.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Shitward is then dried up by the sun, making this the last Squidward torture porn...ever...

Patrick then cried because his proof of the world record for the biggest shit was ruined.

So it all worked out, Mr. Enter had his dog back and went back to making reviews. Patrick did actually get a world record though, not for how big his shit was, but for being the first sea citizen (not person) to cry about not being awarded the biggest poop record (even though Bikini Bottom is gone.)

BTW Patrick (not the dog) died

THE END!!!!!

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