The Econimal

Stock market owner: Welcome... TO THE STOCK MARKET!!!!

Me: I WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE A STOCKS!!!! And put set them on my feet.

Stock market owner: DO WITH THE STOCKS AS YOU WILL IT IS NO BUSINESS OF MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!! Allow me to show you threw the STOCKS!!!!

Me: *eatls stocks*

Stock market owner: *le gasp* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! STOP EATLING THE STOCKS!!!

Me: FINE!!!! Then I shall putting them in MY BUTT!!!!! *sits on the stocks*

Stock market owner: DODEN'T YOU REALISE WHAT YOU BE DO!? Your... Hurting The Econimal.

Econimal: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUR!!!

Me: *murmurs* What happens stance?

Stock market owner: The Econimal... IT'S CRASHES!!!!!

Random sailor: The Econimal make bring joy happy to all. If it crashes. I will be depression. :'c

Me: Can do I anything to uneat and unreverse poop the stocks?

Stock market owner: NO!!! The Econimal shall crash... It hath makelled up it's miiind...

Everyone except The Econimal: *freaking out*

Econimal: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM!!!!!!!!

Stock market owner: ..........................................................................W.......................................What happined?

Me: It was mixeled with our blue ocean, It shall live amunst us all...

Mixeled blue ocean: Mauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur.

The... End...

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