The Evil Biology Teacher of C'Shan
EVIL BIOLOGY TEECHR OF C'SHAN EATS SHEEP HEART = EVIL HARTLESS MAREEPIXX WITH EYES OF C'SHAN.EXE.JPG.GIF.TXT.AVI.WVM.MM3.LOL I CAPS LOCK THIS SO U KNOW ITS 3 SERIOUS!!!
ERMAGAD alive i was and i walk 2 big brothr room and i find his evil homeskool DVDS he got from th First Church of C'Shan Religious Academy for $19.53 + shipping and handling all major credit cards acsepted batteries not included non-patrixx spokes person. Anyway i stealed them and put them in my windows laptop from 1953.
I put it in d CD ROM and it said "Dost thou desireth to playeth the DVDeth?" (ya know cause its from 1953 and das how they talked in the olden timeses) anyway i kilck "Yea verily I dothe desire it" and it said "Wat thou hathe saideth shalle commethe to passe" and it then showed Ye Olde DVDe Menue and it was blacke and white (lol) and so I seen ther was only 1 entry called "Brainwashing Session #53" so i click it
IT said "First Church of C'Shan Relegious Academy Present... Evil Biolajee Teecher of C'Shan!!!1" and I was spoooked to mooove i couldnt ejekt d DVD kuz i was paralized with spooks and so i forced 2 wach asn den her face appeared on teh screen al hyper-realistic like and she said "BEHOLD!!! the most EPIC and AMAZING LAB DISECTION U EVA SEEN!!!" it den cut 2 her in her clasroom and der was a table and a projectore and she said "I ordered teh sheep Hearts frum YOOTOOB 2 show u a great LESSON!@!!" she den taked a sacrificial dagger with the Eye of C'Shan symbol on it and seded " U must B EXTREMELY CAREFUL!!!" and den she stabed d knife into d heart and pickt it up with knife and took a bite out of it and blood poured all ovr teh room and it went everwere everything was red from d blud and she chew like "OMNOMNOMS!!!" and she sadi "lololol now dat i eet hearts of d sheeps it will turn them into evil heartless mareepixx with Eyes of C'SHan!!!" then a army of them appeared on the screeen and they saided "WE NOW KILL STUFF!!!" and so they kiled stuff encluding me and i was dead and et was yesterday.
Now im ghost and i wacht my girlfrend cry herself 2 sleep cause i just realized that I was already dead cause EVIL PATRIXX made me hang myself 1 year ago and i also noticed that she's a lady if she's a lady draw your own conclusions. Byes Guys
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