The Evil Dong

One summer, when I was a naive little kid without a care in the world, I sat at my computer doing normal things. My friend was over, and she wanted to show me something called "Bonzi Buddy". I didn't trust it at all.

"But whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" screamed my "friend" ButtholesMcGee

"Because I don't want to download Bonzi Buddy! It's a virus!" I yelled back

"But you have Panda Antivirus!"

"NO!"

"Pleeaaasssseeee"

"NO!"

"At lunch I'll give you my candybarr."

"...Fine."

I quickly downloaded Bonzi Buddy from AngelFire as Buttholes told me to do, and doible clicked on the little monkey icon.

"Hello! I am Bonzi!" Said the purple monkey.

"This thing is already a piece of shit." I muttered

"You little shit nub, what the fuck did you call me?" Said Bonzi.

I was shocked. How could Bonzi say something like that?

"I am here to avenge my brother, who was killed by Expand Dong."

Bonzi buddy got a knife.

"I am the Dong."

And then he killed Buttholes which I was perfectly okay with the end.

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