The Evlen Project
Hello, we are The Project Makers. But, you can refer to us as The Morbid Ones.
We are here to tell you about our projects, most of them you might be familiar with.
Project #372847839
This project was once a small Siberian husky puppy. It looked lonely, out in the streets, begging people for food, one of us was nice enough to take this pup into custody of our laboratory. It looked wrong, like many other things in the world, so we fixed it. We gave it an advanced and intelligent mind, but something happened that made it even more beautiful. For some reason, it delighted in creating insane conditions of the people outside of the lab. Because of this, it grew a smile. A smile that never wiped off it's face no matter how hard we tried to get it off. Now, it spends it's days trying to spread the word about a picture we took with him and one of our scientists reaching a hand out. It's so cute and lovely.
Project #7758978564
This project was once a poor man that had nothing to live for. His wife left him and took his kids, his house got taken away from him, and then he turned into a "crazy man walking the streets" or at least that's what the wrong people called him. We felt pitiful, and we couldn't waste a chance to fix a human, could we? He was a very tall, slender man, and we had trouble getting him inside the door of the lab! We were quite frustrated of this, but we didn't mind it. Besides, he was the perfect human to fix. We extracted his horrible face, gave him a lovely suit to be in, and were done. He was the perfect one to be our leader because of how unintelligent he was, he also gained our minds and became very fixed.
Project #1387484578
This project was once a video game. One called... hmm, I can't seem to remember, but it had something to to with a mask. Anyway, it was a video game that was half-fixed already, so, we decided to fix it to 100% and hack into the game. First, we found a small, pixie-like human, or so we think he is, named Link. We didn't need to fix him, he seemed useless to fix. We played the game farther, and stopped in a part where a statue that looks similar to Link appears.
We thought this was perfect to turn into a member of our society, hacked him, fixed him, and we were done. He turned out to be glorious.
Project #4854988909
This project was a slender loris, an exotic animal we found in a forest. It seemed too wrong, we just had to fix it. We gave it human qualities, made it hairless, gave it longer limbs with sharper fingers. It was quite cute, actually. Normal, wrong humans say it's the most horrible thing they've ever seen in their life, and have even taken their own lives because of it. This fills us with happiness and joy, for the world will now have less wrong humans.
Project #5875454820
This project was another human, named Jeff. Though, he was not fixed by us, but rather himself. He was born fixed, but he got some help from a type of human called "bullies". They appeared to have dropped bleach on his face and burned him with a lighter until he was perfectly fixed. I must admit, those "bullies" have done a better job at fixing than most of our scientists here, hehe.
Credited to Flatomb878
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