The Exe Files: Little Johnny discovers Exe games

Once upon a very stupid time, there lived a stupid kid named Johnny. Now, Johnny loved video games, and was an advid collecter. Sonic, Mario, Minecraft, that one game with the Vaporeon copypasta... Johnny had them all. But Johnny had a problem. He had never played Mario Bros from 1985! This is why Johnny was stupid, cause ain't no way that someone, who likes Mario, has never played Mario Bros. No way in HELL! So Johnny did what any kid would do. He went on the internet.

Johnny went to Google. He then typed in 3 magical words: Mario Bros Free. Those 3 words would change his life FOREVER. He waited a few seconds, and then the results loaded. "MARIO BROS 85'" Popped up on the screen. Just his luck! A FREE Mario Bros 1985 game! Only one problem. What the hell did "exe" mean?

"What the heck even is an exe?" Said Johnny.

But Johnny didn't really care much. He clicked on the file and downloaded it. The downloading bar filled up more and more... until it reached the end and was put into the files of young little Johnny's computer.

"Oh boy! I can't wait to play some Ma-" Started Johnny, but then... BOOM! MX JUMPED OUT OF THE COMPUTER!!!

"HAHAHA ANOTHER STUPID KID DOWNLOADED MY EXE FILE!!!" Said MX. "I'M GONNA EAT YOU, YOU LITTLE KID!!!"

"HOLY CRAP WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?" Johnny screamed.

"I... AM MX! THE FILE YOU DOWNLOADED IS FAKE MARIO!!! I AM HERE TO PUNISH THE FOOLS WHO FELL FOR MY TRAP!!!" Explained MX.

"So uh, do I run?" Asked Johnny.

"Yeah you run." Said MX.

"AHHHHHHHH!!!" Screamed Johnny as he ran out of the house away from MX.

MX chased Johnny around the house, catching up faster and faster with each stride.

"MARIO KART BANANA PEEL, GO!" Said Johnny, and he threw the peel at MX.

"WHY THE FUGITIVE DO YOU HAVE A DAMN BANANA PE-" MX started, but he SLIPPED on the peel.

"Damn bro you clumsy as HELLLLL!" Said Johnny.

With his dying breath, MX said 7 beautiful words:

"EXE games are not for the lighthearted." and then he died.

That day, Johnny learned two things.

1. Watch out for EXE games

2. Always carry a banana peel in case EXE villains come after you

And so, Johnny continued his hunt for not just video games, but thrilling, dangerous, life threatening EXE games.

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