The Family Guy Movie

We begin at the griffin household at 31 Sponner Street. Lois looks at the clock with annoyance, as Peter would be late for dinner again. Cue scene:

ACT I

scene 1

Lois: "Dear god, Petah is going to be late for dinner again!"

Meg: "Why is Dad not coming home?"

Lois: "I don't know?"

Brian: "I know why."

Chris: "I want dad to come home!"

Stewie: "stop crying Chris who cares if the Fat Man dies"

Brian: "It's because he's an alcoholic who sabotages and torments his own family. He probably doesn't care about you, me, or the kids. I'm sure he's at the Drunken Clam with his buddies right now."

Lois: "You know Brian, you might be right. I'm going to head down to The Clam right now and drag his ass home."

Brian: "That's the fucking spirit Lois!"

end scene 1

ACT 1

End scene. We now cut to Peter, Joe, Quagmire. And Cleveland at the Drunken Clam.

TV: We now return to Flintstones: The Movie."

Fred Flintstone; "They got away! What do we yabadaba-do Barney?"

Barney: "I don't know?"

Peter: "Turn it off, I'm sick seein cartoons bein' ruined in movies."

Joe: "You guys wanna get another round of drinks?"

Quagmire: "Yeah, why not? This is only our seventh round."

Lois from distance: "PETAH, GET YOUR ASS OVA HERE RIGHT NOW!"

Peter: "Lois, what the hell are you doin' here? I'm drinkin' with my buddies."

Lois: I'm sick and tired of always seeing you screwin' around with your friends and showing such little care to this family."

Peter: "But Lois, I love the family. Just the other day I talked to the chubby one. Yeah, um... Lois, what's is the chubby ones name again?"

Lois: god damn it Petah, his name is Chris. You know what, I've had it with selfish and self-centaded attitude. The kids and I are going to move to another part of the country, so we can get away from your toxic behavior."

Peter: "but... but Lo-"

Lois: "me and the kids are going to move to Kanas, and that's final. Goodbye Petah, have fun with your self-centaded life."

Lois storms out of brewery angrily

Cleveland: "Peter, I don't think that she wants to be married to you anymore."

Peter: "That's not true, she wants to be married to me."

Joe: "I think she wants a divorce man. I know Bonnie's been wanting to divorce me for a few years now."

Peter: "She ain't gonna try and divorce and take the kids."

Joe: "Look outside Peter

Peter: "Woah cool, a cement truck."

Quagmire: "Look to the left you blind idiot"

to the left is Lois, Brian, and the kids in a packed car that looks to be on a one way ticket out west.

Peter: Come back here you traitorous monsters."

Peter chases after Lois but he is too late. Lois puts the floor to the medal and goes away. Peter is left alone in Quahog, while his family intend to reach Las Vegas, Nevada. Peter doesn't know what to do or how he can track down wherever they went.

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