The Fear Sorb

I ordered my Sun Sorb from eBay since I can't find a store which sells Sun Sorbs. I had to pay very low price, just £1.99. "I am one lucky man." I said to myself. "I have like £100, and I guess I am poor." Had to wait 1 week for my sun sorb.

1 week later

I got my sun sorb, except it was green and had a threatening smile and it didn't have holes, except the holes were filled with black sponge.

I decided to put the "fear sorb" on my bath. It's black bits were flashing black and white and it made a weird roaring sound. It was flying around and it grew so large that it made a hole in my ceiling. Later something REAL BAD happened. It wrote "Penis" on the wall. I was laughing so hard that I fell in my bath tub. Then a blue, rocky sphere with a cheeky-looking smile flew into my bathroom and completely filled my bathroom with the word "Penis". I died of laughter then got sent into the hospital.

In the hospital

I was unconscious in a bed. Had to wait 3 days so I can recover.

3 days later

Finally woke up. The "fear sorb" came in and told me to spell "kid amogus" backwards. Then I said "··· ··− −−· −−− −− ·−  −·· ·· −·−". Fainted again and had to wait 1 year to recover.

God fucking damn it.

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Credited to V10V10V 

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