The Final Log of the USS Onion

A tragedy occurred on June 7th 2020. The USS Onion was found sunken in disgustingly off-color water with a horrible, gut-wrenching stench in the air. After hours of exploring the ship, the following audio log was recovered from the wreckage. Personal details were removed for the sake of privacy.

"Hey guys [REDACTED] here oh my goodness guys my stomach is rolling from eating that onion and rotten garlics oh my goodness okay guys this is episode two and right now guys i want to show you my living room uh my hallway i guess oh my goodness my stomach but um look guys look it's one of my greatest achievement [REDACTED] Land 4 on the gameboy advance ahaha and look guys look the virtual boy ultimate classic system um guys you remember [REDACTED] Land incredible incredible oh my goodness my stomach guys my stomach the bathroom is not far away oh my goodness i feel uh the- the stuff coming down my buttocks oh my goodness oh [DATA EXPUNGED] blaughhharg my gosh i've got to get to the door aaugh i got just got to get to the door bye guys bye don't forget to subscribe and the next episode will be with me using the toilet oh my goodness guys it's running down my buttocks aaugh i need to get to the bathroom it's coming it's coming *inhuman screaming*"

We don't know the significance of this recording yet but will keep everyone informed if the investigation bears fruit.

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Credited to AverageMint9646 

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