The Flames, It Burns

I was enjoying my daily activities, waking up at 5 am, playing videogames, eventually going to the computer, and sitting so long it made my arse ache. I ate some food eventually, because really, who has time for food when you have the wonders of the internet at your fingers?

I baked my scrumptious chicken in the oven, and prepared the table, I even lit some candles so I could feast on this tasty meal and also see its tenderness. The plates where set, and I grabbed a knife and fork, the chicken had just finished baking. The chicken was genderly placed on a big platter, I threw some spices on it and a bit of butter and lemon. It was perfect.

I went into the living/dining room and placed the chicken and my own plate down, but I realised that I had forgotten my drink, a nice and fresh Coca Cola. I came back into the room, but what did I see?! I SAW THE CANDLES BURNING MY FUCKING CHICKEN!!! Not the entire candles themselves, but the flames! I was a bit frightened at first, but I rememberd, I was a hungry mother-fucker and I wanted to just eat my chicken... but these little fucks had ruined my perfect meal.

I did what any normal person would do....

I put my Coca Cola down on the table and I grabbed a random bucket of water out of nowhere and dwenched the paranormal flames. All that was left was my burned, wet chicken, my empty plate and utensils, the Coca Cola, and the burned out candles. The bucket also magically went away because it just does.

After that day, I never saw any weird flames again, and they better not come back, or I'll fuck them up.

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Credited to Cmbdragon666
Originally uploaded on June 19, 2012

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