The Fresh Trevor Philips of San Andreas

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside-down
And I'd to take a minute just SIT THE FUCK DOWN
I'll tell ya how I became the CEO of a business called Trevor Philips Enterprises.

Somewhere in Canada I was born and raised
With my mommy WHO WASN'T VERY NICE TO ME was where I spent most of my days
Livin in constant fear and paranoia, slowly losin my mind all fucked up
And dealin some drugs outside of school
But when a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin trouble in my neighborhood
We got into one little robbery and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin into a trailer in San Andreas!"

Trailers in the desert
Yo this is badass
Dealin drugs with some crazy-ass rednecks
Is this what the people of San Andreas live like?
Hm, this might be alright.

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
I shot the driver and stole the cab and the dice in the mirror
If anything I could say, "This cab will fetch a good price."
But I thought Man forget it and drove my ass to the desert.

I pulled up to the trailer at around seven or eight
And I pushed the cab into the lake
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To deal drugs as the CEO of Trevor Philips Enterprises.

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