The Furby from Hell

I was in a crappy toy store looking for a toy for my Cousin's sister's daughter's birthday, when I spotted a small, cardboard box with "FVRBY, FROM HASBRO HELL." Crudely written on the top in pink Texta. Its price said it was only 2 Dollars, so I decided to buy it.

That was the biggest mistake of my life.

I got into my car, when the Furby's box started shaking. I stopped the car, and put the Furby in the boot, and continued driving. While driving across the Railway crossing, the car suddenly turned off, and I heard muffled, Demonic chanting, and a cargo train came barrelling out of nowhere. I put the pedal to the medal, and the car accelerated at a heart-wrenching 7 miles per hour. The train hit and tore off the car's bumper, and it was one of the only times I was glad to drive a Toyota©. When I stopped to refill, the boot sprang open, and the Furby rose from it in red smoke, and I ran into the petrol station, when the Furby bust through the glass window, I could see that it was Black and Red instead of purple and yellow like I bought it, and it had Pentagrams for eyes. It was floating towards me chanting in that same Demonic language, when out of nowhere a large man ran into the room, he was carrying a book bound in white leather with no title, and yelled "GO AWAY, YOU BIG STUPID DOO-DOO HEAD!" at the Furby, it vanished, shrieking, in a puff of red smoke. The man introduced himself as Peter, Servo Station Owner and Part time exorcist. He explained that Demons rarely come to Earth, and are extremely susceptible to Grade School profanities.

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Credited to stormaster 

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