The Fursuit Incident

Old copypasta dating back to 2010

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My life is screwed over because I got glued into a fursuit as a prank...

So earlier this week, I went to a party with some friends. There was a game of spin the bottle; whoever got pointed at by the bottle had to wear a fursuit for the rest of the party. Luckily for me I got it, I was the life of the party! But then we got hammered and some douche pulled of the gloves while I was asleep, and put industrial glue all down the fursuit. And then stitched the gloves, mask, and feet to the main part of the fursuit so I couldn't get out of it. I've been stuck in it for a whole week now. No one can cut it, because the glue fused it to my body, legs, arms, feet, fingers, and legs, so if you try it'll cut into my body. And even if I did the glue would still keep me stuck inside. I've made buttoned holes where my privates are so I can go to the washroom, I have to drink with a really long straw that goes sown the mouth of the suit, and into mine, and eating's hell.

Does anyone have any suggestions to get me out of the suit, the damn thing is becoming a permanent part of my life. For secks, I'm stuck with yiff, and no one will date me or hang out with me anymore. I might as well make friends at a Furry Convention.

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