The GameCube

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One day, when I was but a young little man, I was headed to my school, when I saw an ad for a garage sale. I dropped everything I was doing and walked to the garage sale. When I had arrived, I saw an Indigo Gamecube™ and several other games, each for around 5 dollar. I had bought the Gamesphere and three other games: Mario's Sunshine, The Windwaker, and Pikmen. I walked out of the greasy store, and sniffed loudly as I was clobbered into my home.

I gripped the GamingCube and put it into my TV. I plugged in the first video game, Mario's Son, and waited politely for the game to start. When it finally booted up, I started to violently shake out of excitement. Mario's disembodied head floated aimlessly around the screen, occasionally making strange noises. I pushed the start button and Mario grew a body and jumped around an island. I started to play video game, collecting many children along the way. Mario then stopped jumping at my command and turned his head at a 45-degree angle and said to me directly "Where have you put my owner, Franklin." I did not once input my name into the GameCube, so I knew something was up. I grabbed the discus and threw it out of my window, and proceeded to place Pikmen into the cartridge slot.

Once the game started, I threw many pikmen at the enemies, but in the corner of my eye, I saw a small toddler-sized man wearing overalls crawl into my room, but dismissed it as something in my quivering eye? I continued to play the game until my tummy got all rumbly. I proceeded to grab a loaf of bread and shoved into my mouth as I snuck across my parents. When I had arrived at my walmart room and sat down in my beanbag, I looked at the TV and pikman was nowhere to be seen. I knew Mario was behind this attack. I leaped across my window and crashed into Mario and gave him brain damage. He quickly got up and started to reinflate his head with a bicycle pump, but I was smart; I pulled out my fingernail and popped his head and he! Was DEAD!

I threw out the GameBoy and everything that came with it, including Mario Sunshine. I looked at his grave and smile, knowing that I defeated the corpse. I grabbed my children, and headed home.



Credited to CatRawrDaFirst 

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