The Gas Station Horror

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Once upon a time there was a man who was driving home from work. He pulled into a gas station because he needed gas. While it was filling up he went into the gas station store. There was not much inside other than some snacks and drinks. So anyway he buys a meal and gos to the clerk and hands hims his card. As he was reaching into pocket to get his card to pay for the meal he saw the man walking... wiread. "Has he pooped his panties" the man thought. The clerk bent over and the man saw that the clerk had indeed poopyed his pants.

"Sir! It seems you have poopyed you're pants!" the man shouted out. The clerk heard what the man had said and killed him slef on the spat. The man was in shock he could not belve what had happened. The man tried to run out of the store but the doors where were locked. The man turned his head to look back at the clerk was no longer a human but instead was a man made of poopy mess. The Poopy monster was flying and and the man tried to run to the bakc exit but the poopy was spreading. It covered the store he was going to dorwn of the poopoo.

The man nearly gave up and let him self die, but he remembered that he just pad $60 for gas and he was not going to lose that. He took a bit out of his credit card and ran at the poopoo monster. he punch it but to no evel his hand got eaten by the poopy man. At this point he was nearing his last resort. He scrimed out to the poopy monster "Fuck you" And trow shit at him.

The shit monster did not like that and rushed at him. Lucky for the man he did not notice the trap card on the ground witch did 700 damage. The man was reaching his limits he could not wait any longer to pull out his final resort. Yes his final resort. Fanil opportunity to bet the poopy monster.

He said to the poopy momster "I am going to kill you!" and pulled out his 50 cal michine gum. He starts shoting at the mosnstedrds and he blows its hed off. He thought he had won but the momster can only be kill by the power of love and frinedship. But the man did nbot now this. But

Wat he did know is that 50 cal beats friendship so he keep blasting it he shot it so many times the the 50 cal brock down. But lucky for him he had another one. But this was his final resterst,

He had too kill this big malaka. He blow of all the atoms in his poopy body and what do you know he was still standing. Before you knew it the second 50 cal had broken drown. But by this time he had enough points to pack-a-punch.

As he blow the big basterd up bit by bit he said his final line, "Poop... groovy" and blow the fecker up. The body off the clerk dropped form the poop and he woke up. "You saved me!" the clerk scream in joy "you saved me kind stranger!". The man shot the clerk in the head "take that you basterd". He walked out of the store right as his tank was full and didn't pay. What a badass. The end. Bye.

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