The Great War Between Niagaranobs and PikaFur
Just a little explanation before the start of this thing. This whole series started due to me deleting one of PikaFur’s stories. He then made a trollpasta about wanting me dead which spawned an entire long and confusing collection of stories created by multiple other users. I hope you enjoy whatever this “war” was.
Pika rages so much that he destroys the entire fucking earth
Written by PikaFur
Niagra: "lemme delete these ass stories pika made"
Me: "HOLY FUCK IM GONNA KILL YOU NOW" *turns into jeff da kila*
It was a horrible, sunny day. Pikamon "idiot man" Fur had just finished his latest story. He hated loved Trollpasta, and also made terrible, ass stories.
"this story peak no cap"
Well, Niagra thought it was ass. And it WAS. It was written even worse than SONIC FUCKING EXE! So he deleted it. Pika woke up the next day to the story being gone.
"HOLY SHIT THAT WAS PEAK IM GOING TO GO KISS HIM NOW AND THEN SCREAM 'FUCK FUCK' OUTSIDE!!!"
Pika went on a rampage and killed literally everyone. Like holy shit bro chill.
"GRRRR IM GONNA CURBSTOMP DONALD DUCK AND THEN IM GONNA STICK A POLE UP SQUIDWARDS ASS!!!!"
After traumatizing poor squidward, he went to go deal with Niagra.
"NIAGRA OPEN UP!!!"
"OH FUCK ITS THE IRS THEVE FOUND ME OH GOD NO"
"IM GONNA TICKLE YOU (ayo what the freak)"
"AHHHHHH"
Pika then ate all of Niagra's spongebob plushies, causing him to EXPLODE AND DIE.
So then, Pika went to destroy the WORLD. He stole Gru's minions and they basically just blew up the moon, causing our earth's orbit to be knocked off. So we all died.
the end. have a terrible great day.
Pika vs Nigarganoobs
Written by PikaFur
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND… PIKA HAD CONQUERED THE WORLD, NIGARGANOOBS HAD JUST ESCAPED THE "IRS" NOW HR SEEKS REVENGE. WHO WILL WIN!?
"kapow gay attack"
"holy shit im gay now"
After evading the IRS, Nigarganoobs sought revenge. He wanted to kill Pika. But, Pika was invincible because of how goofy he was. If you got too close he would eat your head off. So how could he win?
"Hmmmm, how the hell do I beat a gay man?" Said Nigarga.
"I SEE YOU NIGARGA, AND I SHALL TICKLE YOU!!!!!" Said Pika. Pika CHARGED at Nigarga, trying to tickle him. (holy crap wtf this writing is fire)
"I SHALL NEVER GET TICKLED BY FIENDS LIKE YOU!!!" Screamed Nigarga.
Nigarga ran as fast as he could, barely escaping Pika. So, Pika summoned gru.
"GRU, GO GET NIGARGA OR ELSE I WILL SQUISH YOUR MINIONS." Yelled Pika.
"GRU SPIN!" Gru started spinning into a rocket, and then BLASTED off into Nigarga!
"HOLY LIMP BIZKIT!" Screamed Nigarga.
But then… Gru TOUCHED Nigarga.
So that made Nigarga get SUPER mad and turn into NIGARGARILLAMAN!
"HOLY LEBRON ITS NIGARGARILLAMAN! CHAT IM COOKED!" Pika said.
"PREPARE TO DIEEEEE!" Screamed Nigargarillaman.
He SLAPPED Pika super HARD! Pika got ANGRY.
"GAY ATTACK! GAY ATTACK!" Pika said.
"OH NOES IM GAY NOW! SPONGEBOB AND LUIGI ARE HOT!!!" Nigargarillaman said.
All the civilians (they exist cus I said) turned around and looked at Nigargarillaman with FEAR. They had to DESTROY the weird man!
"YES, YES KILL HIM!" Pika said.
"AHHHHHH IM BEING TOUCHED!!!!" Nigargarillaman screamed. Nigargarillaman was so suprised that he got :flung Roblox style to the moon. No one has seen him since...
THE END HEEEEEEEHEHRH
WRITE THE 3RD PART IF U WANT I DONT GIVE A SHIT
Niagaranobs bans Pikafur so hard the earth fucking explodes
Written by Niagaranobs
I sat there, waiting at the recent edits page for hours on end. Waiting for something, anything to happen. And then it did. A new edit on the Trollpasta Wiki. I immediately clicked the refresh button. I had to know what was posted to evaluate that damage it probably caused. A new story, from Pikafur... Ugh... I knew at that moment I couldn't let another one of his terrible stories on the wiki. I moved my cursor to the delete button, but paused for a second. I noticed the title, "Pikafur vs niagafgaraynoubs" that little shit posted a hate shitpost on my prestigious trollpasta wiki!!! After I took my rage out on a nearby tree, I went to look at the page. What can I say? My curiosity killed the cat.
The story was about me and Pikafur fighting to the death in a Roman colosseum. The story was so graphic and brutal, I vomited out of spite. It was at the point where Pikafur carved my heart out of my chest and let the blood from my heart drip down his anguished face where I couldn't take it anymore and banned Pikafur for one entire forever. For some reason, that caused my computer to form a singularity and destroy the earth. Weird eh?
EvilLuigi.EXE gets forced to continue the fight between PikaFur and Niagaranobs
Written by EvilLuigi.EXE
There was a war brewing on the Trollpasta Wiki. The war between PikaFur and Nigerianobs. The war resulted in NVIDEAnobs banning PikaFur from the wiki. After getting banned, PokemonFurry Guy begged EvilLuigi.EXE to write the next story. “Please EvilLuigi.EXE. You have to avenge me for getting banned!” Little did he know I had other plans. I was waiting for my moment to strike. I was going to take over the Trollpasta Wiki by taking out its most active mod! Then I would become dictator of the Trollpasta Wiki!
Nokianobs was weakened after being tickled by Pika. So, I knew this was my moment to strike. I teleported behind him (which is a power I have now, don’t ask questions) and shot him in the fucking head with my Glock 19. With his final words, Nintendonobs said: “Ey, fuck you, Luigi!”. Now that the most active mod was gone, my plan to take over the wiki was complete. Now nobody is gonna stop me!
Niagaranobs Pulls A Springtrap And Fights PikaFur Again
Written by J3ffDaKilla69
The war between Niagaranobs and PikaFur seemed to be over as EvilLuigi.EXE killed NeckerchiefNo with his signature Glock 19 ™, as he is known to do in real life. However, little did he know his fellow shitposter J3ffDaKilla69 was pissed because he was not explicitly invited to contribute to this epic multi-part story arc. He pretended to not be angry, though, and bided his time until he could blind EvilLuigi.EXE with a copy of Fire Emblem Fates. His Classic FE Fanboy Rage caused him to become so angry he swam all the way to Japan and punched Shigeru Miyamoto in the face and got arrested for assault and the even more severe crime of not enjoying increasingly cringy writing and stupid character designs.
Meanwhile, J3ffDaKilla69 went on an epic quest to find a way to revive Netherlandsnap, which went nowhere because the first step required a virgin sacrifice and he could not find one (except himself). That’s when he realized he could just tell Nootnoot to channel the power of the overused horror villain and bring himself back to life that way. And of course, it worked.
J3ff helped Naotoneigh bust into PeepeeFun’s super duper evil lair by turning himself into the Kool-Aid Man. Unfortunately, J3ff saw that PingasFire and his Minions had seized the island of Koridai. J3ff then used his ‘Spadinner-No-Jutsu’ to turn himself into Gwonam (the ‘Squadala’ guy) and flew the both of them over to Koridai. NyannersNet then said “Where we droppin’, boys?” and skydived right into PoliceFart’s lair, leaving J3ff behind because he had nothing better to do in this story line.
I would continue, but it’s becoming increasingly difficult to come up with funny alterations on Niagaranobs’ name without resisting the urge to say the N-Word for comedic effect, and I don’t want to stoop that low. I do however have the material for more Minecraft Steve sex jokes, YTP references and Family Guy references.
This is worse than the time someone else continued the storyline of Pikafur and Niagaranobs going to war. Oh yeah, and EvilLuigi.EXE’s takeover of the Trollpasta wiki got cancelled because he and J3ff got distracted writing more peak fiction.
Niagaranobs and PikaFur join Fortnite
Written by PikaFur
HE WORLD IS ALMOST DESTROYED A FOURTH TIME IN EVILLUIGI'S FILLER ARC. LUCKLY, THE TAKEOVER GETS CANCELED.
After Evilluigi's evil takeover being canceled, the whole world, which was somehow still here even though it got destroyed like 3 time in this series, was on edge and wanting to know what would happen next. Well, WHAT HAPPENED NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!
PikaFur and Niagaranobs were just chilling in their rooms. Pika was playing Smash your Bros and Niagara was playing real life Smash your Bros (holy freaky). Suddenly, A GIANT FUCKING PORTAL OPENED UP IN BOTH HOUSES AND SUCKED THEM BOTH UP!!! Pika would never experience getting sucked again...
Then they got put in th BATTLE BUS!!! LEBRON, SONIC.EXE, JIMMY NEUTRON, CURIOUS GEORGE, THEY WERE ALL HERE!!!
"Oh heck nah you again Pika?" Said Niagara.
"Don't blame me it's the portal's fault." Pika responded.
"Where we dropping anyway?"
The bus doors open as everyone jumps out.
"I DON'T KNOW LETS JUST MEET IN THE MIDDLE!" Niagara yelled over the high winds.
Pika and Niagara TOOK OFF onto opposite sides.
Pika landed first. He immediately saw Sonic.exe, and started shooting at him. Sadly, Pika SUCKED at Fortnite.
"GET OVER HERE YOU BLUE BASTARD!!!" Yelled Pika.
"na, fuk u!!!" Said Sonic.exe.
Pika RAN after him, but he was suddenly blocked by a TAILS DOLL player!!!
"HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK!?" Pika screamed. Pika ran as fast as he could to the edge of the storm, because Pika SUCKED at Fortnite.
"Lemme tickle your pickle hahahaha" said Tails Doll.
We cut to Niagaranobs.
He's ABSOLUTELY COOKING! He's got 10 kills on the board right now, and is about to kill someone else, when…
"I'M SONIC.EXE, AND I WAS BROUGHT TO LIFE ON AN EVIL CD!!!" it was Sonic.exe.
"DAMN IT, YOU!?" Yelled Niagara.
Sonic.exe and Niagara go WAY back. Why? You'll see… one day.
"Ah, Niagara. Why old friend… how about you try to catch me?" Sonic.exe teased.
Niagara was ON IT. He rushed at Sonic.exe, chasing him to the center of the storm.
Wait! That was the meet up point!
"HAHA, YOU SLOW LITTLE FU-" Sonic.exe started to say, but then Pika BOXED HIM UP!
"I may suck at guns, but boy, you just got COOKED!" Pika says.
"Die, bastard." Niagara says, and he 200 pumps Sonic.exe.
The two walk away from the explosion, feeling happy that the blue bastard is finally dead.
"I saved your ass." Pika says.
"No you didn't." Niagara says.
"Besides, we still gotta finish this arc."
"Ugh, why can't we just end it on a good note?" Pika asks.
"Don't worry, we sadly will, just not yet. There's still battles to be fought." Niagara explains.
Suddenly, the portal takes both Trollpasters back to their homes. What the hell even just hapened...?
Niagaranobs rejects PikaFur's love confession so hard, Pika destroys the earth for the fourth or so fucking time
Written by EvilLuigi.EXE
After the inexplainable Fortnite event, both PikaFur and Niagaranobs were teleported back home. PikaFur went to bed, tired from his long day of (failing to) shooting up a bunch of guys. After he wend to bed, he immediately thought of Niagaranobs. “He was kinda cool, shooting up all those guys. He even killed Sonic.EXE!” PikaFur’s heart went all dokidoki when he thought about Niagaranobs. That’s when Pika realized: “Ah fuck, I’m gay for Niagaranobs now!”
The morning after, PikaFur teleported to Niagaranobs home with the power of freaky. “Niagaranobs, I think I love you. Let’s burry the hatched and start living together.” Niagaranobs looked at him and said “Nah, fuck you.” before shooting him in the face like 50 or so times. This made Pika very angry, so his ghost destroyed the earth for a fucking fourth or so time in this series. But don’t worry about it too much. The earth will be fine in the next story.
How The Earth Keeps Coming Back To Host Niagaranobs and Pikafur's Great War
Written by J3ffDaKilla69
At this point, the earth has been destroyed while Niagaranobs and Pikafur keep their 'war' arc. (Is it even a war anymore? Probably not, but who cares.) But it keeps coming back. I bet you are all wondering why and how this keeps happening.
Well, it all started 500 gazillion years ago, when Barack Obama, Al Gore and the woke left elite created the universe - to be specific, their universe. They wanted to create a simulation in which we, the REAL God-fearing patriots of the planet America, would just have their libtard agenda forced down our throats over and over again.
But then, a champion named EVIL PATRIXXX picked up a shotgun and blasted through the simulation and took over, finally putting an end to the evil reign of Obama and his friends. He ascended to godhood and became the ultimate lifeform with the power to create universes at will.
One universe worshipped him so much they started to write high art called 'Trollpastas' to pay tribute to EVIL PATRIXXX. He liked it so much, he nutted over the earth and coated it in his magical essence, allowing it to be reborn no matter how many times it got destroyed.
EVIL PATRIXXX considered ending the war between Niagaranobs and Pikafur, but he didn't feel like it and went back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf for the Nintendo 3DS family of systems. Meanwhile, Niagaranobs and Pikafur had moved on to the sci-fi arc of their war, building their armies of Trollpasta Cyborgs.
But then they got bored of sci-fi, pressed the Global Self Destruct Button to destroy the Earth once again and decided to now go with a steampunk theme, because that's more aesthetically pleasing or whatever the fuck people say about that sub-genre of stories. I don't think I've ever seen a steampunk setting, and I quite frankly don't want to.
Anyway, they were fighting while flying their inexplicable steam-powered ships, having an exciting sword fight. They did that anime thing where they both charge at each other, there's a flash and then they both end up at opposite sides. Who's gonna be the one to die? Find out on the next episode of Trollpasta: Civil War (between two people and nobody else)
Neon Trollesis Pastagelion: End of Pastagelion
Written by Hungry Burger.EXE
The Trollpasta War waged on for untold decades, starting in the year 2025. By the time the year 2089 rolled around, the war had waged for 64 years and had no signs of stopping. Massive technological advancements were made simply to kill each other more efficiently, as is most of advancements in human history. The introduction of the NEON Mobile Suits simply force Niagara's side to mass produce the MAPLE Mobile Attacker Unit. The war simply continued, and as more people were unfortunately dragged in, it simply became a part of everyday life. War wasn't the means to an end; it was the ends and the means. The reason for the war, as always, was petty human reasons and merely "lost" to history due to being an inconvenience to the propaganda. 2100 came and went, with the decades passing and no gains or losses hinted at an end. In the year 2180, the discovery of a way to construct the internet from raw data was found and rapidly wound up used by both sides as resources became nigh impossible to find on what remained of the barren planet Earth. What wasn't flooded was sand, and what wasn't picked clean by scavengers was stolen by both sides of the conflict.
Pikafur and Niagaranobs have long since died by this point, both in their well protected, isolated and forgotten mansions. The war ended in 2225, and there were none to celebrate save for the scavengers and citizens. The world merely sighed in relief that finally, there was an end. The most recent model of MAPLE, the MAPLE v36-Unit 1, and the only model of v36, simply sat long forgotten in a factory, ready for a conflict that died before it could live. A pair of commoners, whose names were left out of the books, simply sat at the shoreline of what used to be the deep interior of Nevada. One of them sat, the other stood, and stared at the setting solar eclipse. The remnants of a kilometer long warship floated on the horizon, the wreckage vaguely resembling a human face. The wounds of war will never heal, the planet forever scarred, and the last gasps of civilization will merely forget the two-century long conflict mere moments after it ended, simply because they know nothing else. The monument to the leadership lost in the conflict was built, and the grunts simply left to decompose in the open. The names of the lost leadership included Jeff "The Killer" Woods, Sonic.exe, EVIL PATRIXXX, Carlos "Slenderman" Rodriguez, and Jason.
War, war never changes.
Pika gets sad the Earth has been destroyed so many times that he destroys the moon instead
Written by PikaFur
After learning about what he has done to the earth, Pika gets very depressed. He goes over to Squidwards house for some therapy.
"I've been feeling super sad lately, almost as sad as Red Mist..." Pika says.
"OH JESUS NOT RED MIST"
"NO NO NO NO NO WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A GUN"
"RED MIST YAAAAAAA"
"HOLY SHIT HES DEAD"
After that… TRAUMATIC incident, Pika returns to his home, suddenly not depressed anymore.
- ring ring ring* Pika's phone rings.
"Erm, hello, this is your former President Barack Obama, and I am here to tell you that I can beatbox." the phone caller says.
"Dude shut the hell up…" Pika responds.
"Ok fine, my bad… mind destroying the moon?" the phone caller asks.
"What's in it for me?" Pika responds.
"The keys to the FBI HQ. Where you will find weapons strong enough to defeat Niagara." the phone caller explains.
Pika FLIES up to the moon, ready to destroy it, when…
"I'M DR EGGMAN!!!" Dr Eggman says.
"Hey dude, Sonic 07." Pika says.
"FUCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dr Eggman dies.
Pika winds up his punch to the moon, and…
"RAHHHHH!!!" Pika EXPLODES the moon in one big hit.
Pika flies back to his house, ready for the keys.
"Done."
"Damn, awesome work… here's the keys..." the phone caller says.
The keys get portal-ized to Pika, and he picks em up.
"Wait... that same portal… WHO ARE YOU!?" Pika asks.
"Just call me Brian. I'll meet you later." Brian says, and he hangs up.
"Damn, that was easy- DAMN IT MY DEPRESSION'S BACK!!!"
Neon Trollesis Pastagelion 2.2: The Sequel to the End of Pastagelion
Written by Hungry Burger.EXE
Not even a full Earth year after the end of the 200 Years War, the conflict was revived on the moon, and such as on Earth, the flora and fauna were the most tragic victims of the conflict. Unwilling spectators to the previous conflict, unwilling participants in the next. The introduction of the MAPLE v36-E1 to the conflict simply damned the moon to its destruction. What remained of the Earth was mined out for scant resources and lost in orbit around the moon, before the orbit degraded entirely and crashed into the surface, further hastening its inevitable end. Both sides of the conflict forcefully conscripted the Lunarites, the alien species on the moon, to their conflict as they simply waged a war simply because war was the only thing they've ever known and ever will know. The ghosts of Niagaranobs and PikaFur barked orders to generals and strategists who died centuries ago, looking for answers that will not be.
The introduction of the Satellite Cracker technology was the final death knell of the dying rock, and the prototype of the Satellite Cracker sent chunks of the moon several million kilograms in mass raining down either back to the surface or raining on the surface of the Earth. The Tunguska event simply became a regular occurrence, with more several square mile chunks of the moon crashing down more as the Lunar Skirmish waged on. The Skirmish lasted only three Earth weeks, with there being no winners nor survivors. The moon, much like most of the Earth after the 200 Years War, simply returned to nothing, and kept crumbling down, crumbling down, crumbling down.
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