The Greatest Creepypasta To Ever Exist
One day I was going to visit seaworld with my mother and farther, I was excited, I had never been to seaworld. When we got there I ran down everyone in my path since I was 64,000 tons and went over to the shark tank, after a couple shark whacking moments later I noticed to open room with the neon sign over it that said NOT SECRET BIO LAB, I walked over to it and I heard a man talking he said "What do we do with it" and the other man said "We can't just kill it it's a beast version of a dolphin and I like dolphins", after I heard this I opened the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur, what I saw was the scariest thing I saw in my entire 12 year life so I went into a food coma, after all I was 64,000 tons, and I had spent the last eon playing maRio, when I woke up I was in a room tied to a doughnut I was trapped but I knew I had to mean escape so I manned up,squeezed and jerked o- I mean jerked myself free from the doughnut I was amazed but then a small figure entered the door it was sanic "You think you can escape axel society so easily" I stared in awe I thought that meme died years ago, "no matter" sanic began "you will die a horrible death" sanic then pulled out a hot pocket and floated over to me, he then spilled the hot pocket all over my manhood and to this day my balls ache and are sore, but luckily I found a chainsaw and killed him because I am awesome, I ran out of the room and saw him standing there dressed in headphones, it was pewdiepie he said "You thought LOLSKeletons worked alone, did you not" it all made sense now, ok not really but I just wanted to act more intelligent than I am, pewdiepie said "you may think you can escape but in reality you will be stuck here forever forced to watch my videos" I screamed but then realized I still had the chainsaw so I murdered him when I had a irrational buttery thought, would in be permanent I hoped so but nevertheless I ran out of axel society and back to the seaworld I ran to my farther and said "daddy can we go home" and he said "yes, son" he then kicked me into shark tank and said "YOU STAY HERE ME AND YOUR MOTHER ARE GOING TO GO HOME AND FAC YOU STUPID DISAPPOINTMENT" my mother and farther walked out of the seaworld and I was left there but I liked it because of the enemy crab.
I sat at my desk doing research on axel scoiety, and surprisingly found a lot of public domain information about the organization. Axel Society was created by a hyper ultra megaman fangirl, who started it once she realized that the knifes had no reason, and that she was trying to take over the world (insert M.Bison joke here). I got up to go stop them when all of a sudden the toppler busted. ' OH YEAH, YOU'RE GOING TO BE TOPPLED SON" screamed the toppler. with no other choice I jumped out the window but unfortunately I landed on the sky. I got up from the sky and looked around, I luckily found a RPG-7 and used my no-scope skillz to kill the toppler, but I forgot that one topples the toppler, so he jumped from the explosion and screamed "YOU DON'T TOPPLE ME SON, I TOPPLE YOU". He then grabbed me by the throat and the chucked me through the wall I was some how still alive and found a katana when the toppler said "YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE UPPER HAND DO YOU" he then pulled out his own katana. Our swords clashed as we fought, it was intense, when all of a sudden a ship from starfox flew down and connor mcloud jumped out of it and sliced off the topplers head, he then turned to me and said "Kyle you are one of the immortals". I looked up at him shocked and slightly aroused, "Millions of years ago, the immortals were created to battle axel society" Connor said to me when star fox jumped out and said "They destroyed almost all of us except us two for plot convenience" but then TheLangusentGamer along with Christopher Walken jumped over the fence. "Come on guys, back to the space ship said starfox, we got up and ran when TheLangusentGamer threw a banana at star fox which hit him in the leg shattering in instantly."Go on without me" said star fox, and we gladly left him behing as we jumped into the spaceship and flew away
We flew to the location of the super secret axel society base that we just searched up on bing. When we landed Conner contacted the other immortals who arrived shortly there after, they were Tom Hanks, Irish Slenderman, Kefka, Mario Lambardy, The Media Monster, and Quare whose name I was thoroughly offended by. Conner got p and started introducing me to all the other immortals. First was Tom Hanks who joined after axel society started turning all movies starring him into copies of some animated fan-fiction about monsters which made him everyone least favorite actor, somehow. Then There was Irish Slenderman who joined after his brother found success after selling his sole to the great evil that is LOLSkeletons. Next was Kefka who wanted revenge on all the members of axel society for not paying him copyright for using his laugh. After that was Mario Lambardy who joined to stop axel society from making anymore insensitive stories about serious topic. The Media Monster joined in order to gain more information to tell the kid that he stalked constantly. And Quare wanted to get revenge on them for using is incredibly offensive name in there slightly more evil version of Sonic Adventure 2. After introductions were done we got ready to journey into the base of axel society, when Conner walked up to me and said "You'll need something to defend yourself" he then reached into his his magical bag and pulled out a knife "This is the original knife that had no reason" he handed it to me, and we plunged into the depths of the axel society base.
As we walked through the door to the base of axel society we heard a laugh sound on the microphone above when the walls opened up to reveal A beast dolphin with eight arms (tentacles), and a laser on its head, it charged at us flailing its arms (tentacles) everywhere as it got closer to us. Irish Slenderman was the first one to act, he threw a bowl of lucky charms at the creatures face hitting it on the face (that was intentional), the creature though seemed to take no notice to it and grabbed Tom Hanks and threw him into the wall. The Media monster than jumped onto its back and and grabbed onto its fin just as the creature reeled back smashing him into the ceiling. I then knew what I had to do if you do recall my parents left me at seaworld with a giant enemy crab, well the giant enemy crab who was names Phil had trained me in the arts of the crab and how to unlock my inner crab, so I let out my crab shriek and all of a sudden the wall burst down and Phil (the giant enemy crab) came in and tackled the creature. "Quickly into the next room" said Conner, as all the immortals got a hold of themselves and followed him as I wondered why we didn't just do this in the first place. The next room was empty except for a tails doll lying in the middle of the room, covered in blood that was so hyper-realistic that it looked more real than actual blood. We thought nothing of it until it puled out a thing of bleach and poured it all over me and the other immortals and then pulled out a match, we all though nothing of it until somehow it set us on fire, I seriously have no fucking clue how but we were all on fire, as I lay there on the floor burning I saw two figures enter, as I lost consciousness.
Written by Thomas Simple
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