The Guru
Master guru held my gaze as we looked into each others eyes for the first time. But before we get there lets tell you this my friend, do not do what i have done. One day once upon ago i opened my email...
And i got a message for my gmail? It was my account signed in from another device? Wow. I pondered this reality. Then i remembered. I signed into my email at school, no wonder i got this alert.
Then...
I got another email? From someone i didnt even know. His name was guruopenureyes@xxxxxxx.com, but who he really was, i will ever find out. Especially since i will most likely die of extinction because of the email.
It was a link to a video. I downloaded it and when it opened i could not believe what i saw...
The file format was unknown. Wow. so i download a converter and opened it. What i saw i will nor believe...
A dirty man, with a beard covering his neck and face, with rainbow beads and seashells tied in his hair? Maybe it was something else. But he told me to breathe, so i did, and he said to breathe out, so i did. But then he told me to do it to a rhethim, one, two, one, two, so forth etc et al. so i did and he told me things about psychology and my mind and how to open it and connect the dots from my Brian to my heart. So i did. Then he asked me something quite peculiar, of which i was aquicenst, but then i answered him. Yes master guru i can control it now, my mind and my heart are one father.
What a relief, nothing bad, best video i ever saw up to that point. But then he said STOP and the video quitted. I could not breathe without thinking about it!!! And i had to tell my heart to beat everytime!! 1,2,1,2,1,2,1,2,1,2 i breathed and made my heart go at 70 beats a minute! For since then to now. And guess what guys, the worst part is math class. I cannot do math!! I have to say sorry teacher i just cant do it right now. Im sorry but i just cant you understand? And then i leave and i get in trouble!! They actually give me ISS. I told them, i says i says, listen guys, i have to think about my breath and my heart, if i dont i will die!! And they call me a cyclepathic liar. I cant get anyone to listen to me. I swear to god and on my mammas grave, my grandmas grave, anyones grave that im not lying. I cant breath and im in ISS all day. But ISS is fine because i can think about my breath and my heart. My friends call me a prophet at school. Always saying im trying too hard to be spirited. Hell no im not.
Please do whatever you can to NOT OPEN THE VIDEO please.
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