The Haunted Creepypasta
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL...no wait...this isn't a trollpasta
I mean, I know you're not going to believe this, and you will close the page just now... but I'll post it here anyway...who knows, maybe someone will believe me, and you might also be able to help me
It all started during my last day of work before the summer vacation: I was an intern at the HATERSGONNAHATE.inc; We hadn't much work to do, after all there was a spike in the suicide rate of the target audience of our program "My little pony" after we announced his end, and no one wanted to buy our products...but we had to go to work anyway.
(I should have guessed that there was something wrong that day...after all, a creepy face pop out in the mirror while I was washing my face, but I just tought it was the side-effect of the Rave party of the last night...I greeted her and left the house...but I'm DIGRESSING.::FUCK, THE CAPS LOCK IS HAUNTED AGAIn...no wait, the ghost left the button. Perfect)
That day, I only have to sort the protest mail sent against us...easy task, right?
I opened the e-mail of our corporation, and I found 666 protest mail and 13 spam mail.
A long work awaited me...luckily, my boss called me because he had to make me do something else
Someone sent us a box, and he feared there was something dangerous inside: The box was very warm...After being opened, the box revealed a Cartridge with obvious signs of tampering, and the image was a pony with ultra-realistic eyes, covered in SUPERDUPER:::CRAP; NOT THE BUTTON again...great) realistic blood
And by realistic, I don't mean the blood was well painted...it was REAL blood
The boss asked me to try it, and so I left work and I went home
After turning on the console, the screen went black and a message pop out: "All your old save file have been deleted"
I tried to unplug the game, and turn off the screen, but there was an electric link between my elbow and my knee and I couldn't move
After that, a creepy smiling shit pop out on the tv screen and started smiling at me
I decided that it was time to leave the house (The link between my elbow and my knee was somehow severed) and go to a strip club, even if it was 10.00 AM
After paying a crapload of money, I went out with a stripper; After doing s*x, BEN pop out saying "you shouldn't have done that" and he was right, in fact the stripper was infected and I got some kind of disease and my skin started stinking. HARD
Now I'm home again, the creepy shit is still in the tv monitor (But wearing a pair of sunglasses, the light is probably hurting its eyes) and I'm ill.
Also, someone keeps calling me, asking "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER?" even if I'm gay and alone in my house.
Somewhere in the middle of the story, a skeleton popped out from my closet, but I told him to go back because I weren't in the mood
Anyway...
Now that you know the story on how my life was turned upside down, can you help me?
Because I need to know...
"WHO WAS PHONE"?
Credited to DarkBladeSeth
Originally uploaded on August 24, 2011
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