The Holder of Art
In any city, in any country, go to any art museum or gallery and ask for the one who calls themselves "The Holder of Art". Should the receptionist make a creepy half smile, you will be led into a dark hallway that has suddenly appeared behind you. No one else will notice, so you can do this secretly if you wish. If the receptionist makes any other face, running won't save you. If you are lucky, you have gone to the right one. If not, you need to NEVER go to anything art related again. Burn paintings and statues in your house, or you will die, impaled on a tree and will never be found. Enter the hallway should it appear to you.
Inside, you will see all the famous artists throughout time painting. Should they stop painting at any time, say "The gods will not be pleased when they hear about this." If they just stand there, RUN! Don't go home, don't go to a hotel, sleep where your body drops you. You will know in the morning if you survived.
The receptionist will lead you to a door. This door is the most beautiful thing ever seen. Enter it only when the receptionist says so, regardless of what the artists around you say. Open the door only when the receptionist says so, lest you die a horrible fate of God knows what.
Inside, you will see Leonardo Da Vinci painting the Mona Lisa. He will only respond to one question, "What will it look like?" Any other question will make him turn around and put you in an infinite coma. You will still be alive, and will feel the worst pain imaginable. Upon asking the one question, Da Vinci will go into perfect detail about every piece of art EVER made and what happened to it. When he is done, he will give you a golden paintbrush.
This paintbrush is object 49 of 538. The objects must NEVER be brought together. The gods will be upset, and the mural will never be completed.
Credited to Awikicontributor
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