The Kidnapping Case of Mr. Tommy Pee Pee
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Many people knew Tommy Pee Pee. But if you were to ask where the current location of Mr. Pee Pee is, no one knows. Here's why:
Tommy Pee Pee was born in 2036 and when he was 20 years old, he was known for his enormous penis size. It was a whopping 3 inches! Most people at that time only had 2.5 centimeter penises. Because of this, Mr. Pee Pee knew he was the best of the best. Every hoe, mom, grandma, slutbag, and tramp wanted a taste of Mr. Pee Pee's pee pee.
Everyday, Tommy would whip out his ginormous shlong and do helicopters with it at the Capitol Building in Washington D.C. This would incite large crowds of people at the Capitol Building entrances to admire Mr. Pee Pee's long ding-dong.
Until something happened...
One day, Tommy did not show up to the capitol. The hoes and grandmas were waiting for Tommy to do his penis helicopter dance one morning, but he did not show up. Everyone was nervous.
CNN and MSNBC made a breaking news alert asking for the whereabouts of Thomas Pee Pee. Fox News burned down the previous night, so they were unable to make a report.
No one knew where he was and everyone was going through withdrawal. This sparked an FBI investigation...
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