The King of the Hill Theory
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Hank is sitting on a bench eating a Snickers bar.
Peggy walks by.
The two immediately fall in love, causing a man who is nearby to set off dynomite, which rockets into a giant crystal tower and an eagle flies out, dropping a wedding ring on Hank's nose. Hank screams and runs into the sunset, holding his Snickers. Meanwhile, Peggy is making Bobby wear a pink two-two. Hank does not approve.
Peggy, Hanks ays angrily and makes Bobby wear a house so he can fit into a TV that rockets him into moon-o-topia. Hank is very mad with Peggy so he cries.
And that is how King of the Hill started.
Sweet dreams.
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