The Krusty Kum Kronicles: Spongebob's left testicle
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It is nighttime. Approximately 12:56 am. A porous, yellow box rests under the blue, flower printed covers. I have heard his name is SpongeBob SquarePants. I'm sure you know about him. Your yellow buddy has been here for you since the age of six. However, things have changed. SpongeBob now likes to be called " Squareballs," and he is an emo pornstar now. He doesn't act emo, he's still that cheery, joyous sponge that we all know and love. He just has that style. Jet black makeup under his eyes, with a gray and white suit, almost like latex. He has high heels that are a foot tall with spikes on the bottom. He walks around with it everywhere. He loves his job, and still grills the patties the same way he did before. But it all turned on his head one day. His big one, and his little one...
It all starts when SpongeBob was working the grill at the Krusty Krab, where he works. This is his main job, as his Onlyfans doesn't get much money. They prefer tip than top, SpongeBob only posts his holes rather than his penis. The night before, he got drunk at a Christmas party, slept with gary, and skewered his alarm clock with his massive sponge-dong. Patrick, SpongeBob's best friend, took an embarrassing photo and SpongeBob broke down. He's still feeling pretty rattled, so his autistic dumbass decided to prop up a camera, grill a burger, and he fucking had sex with it. His enormous yellow penis was shoved between the crisp, brown meat and the melty cheese. He lathered his cock in mayonnaise and shoved it in even more. He cummed all over that shit. The entire burger was lathered in white, creamy goodness. SpongeBob felt great. He burned his dick from the sheer heat of the burger, but it was worth it.
Night again. The Krusty Krab is mostly empty. A customer trapped inside after closing hours opens the door to the fry-cook room thingy... I don't know what the hell to call it, but he opens it, right? He creeps in, and finds the patty, the patty SpongeBob fucked, under the grill. The customer grabs it and takes a bite out of it...
The next day, Squidward was working at the cash register. The same customer from the line above crawls out from under the grill. He asks for what he calls "the drippy special." Squidward asks SpongeBob what the drippy special is. The customer then says, "The patty with the white, sticky, droopy sauce that I found under the grill last night." SpongeBob then realizes how much he fucked up.
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