The Last Jedi

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You now live in an alternate timeline where Rian Johnson never was selected to make TLJ.

Star Wars is still a hugely popular franchise with massive consumer base similar to the MCU. 1-2 movies come out a year, usually around December. Christmas season is now officially known as "Star Wars season". Entire films about young Leia with hologram Carrie Fischer with stock audio have been released. May 4th is a federal holiday and Baby Yoda is more recognized than Jesus. Political protestors are regularly dressed as rebels and every victim of state violence is made an honorary Jedi. Tesla comes out with a car that looks like the Millennium Falcon. Kimetsu no Yaiba bombs in the west, unable to compete with the wildly popular Star Wars comics. John Boyega is a mega-star who successfully uses his career to become Prime Minister of Britain and abolishes the Royal Family and is declared Peoples Sexiest Man Alive in perpetuity

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