The Legend of 666elda by Tommy Wiseau, huuuh?

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hello everyone, I am Tommy Wiseau. today I decide on playing game i luv to play as kid tommy hahahahaha! i took out da gam and it was called mortal Mario! You have to go through these screens killing things with a sword, HUUUH? I start to play it but notice it was weird. the old man didn't give me a sword, but instead started to hump me with his old blood. YOU ARE TEARING ME APART OLD MAN! I manage to escape but notice the green land was all red and bloody, hahahahahaha! The old man came out and told me to come back, Tommy! I just say "I don't want to come back. Anyways how's your sex life?" He tell me he don't do too good thats why he try to hump me. I felt better knowing he wasn't out doing drugs. I mean he's my friend i'll be there for him every step of the way cause he's my friend, huuuh? So afterwards we playe football, I tripped and the game said game over. And that's why it scared me for life. I think this is called a creepypasta HAHAHAHAHA! So anyways, tell me. How is YOUR sex life?



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