The Legendary Biggie Bag
Odd copypasta about a guy seemingly obsessed with biggie bags
Ponder for a moment, if you will about this scenario. It is a chilly Friday and you have just finished school for the day. You hop in your car and turn on your favorite radio station and begin to drive to the comfort of your home. Everything is going right, except you hear a loud rumple come from your stomach. You are malnourished. You must find something to feast on, but how? Due to Joe Biden's presidency all food has gone up in price - at least that's what you think. Introducing Wendy's "Biggie Bag". This monster of a meal will feed you for only $5 and maybe even save you some extra fries for gaming later. You see, the biggie bag includes a box of nuggets, an exquisite burger topped with bacon and made from the finest beef, and a side of fries. You can also choose a free drink along with the biggie bag, such as a root beer or a refreshing, all natural lemonade. So you may be thinking "This is surely not enough food for me!". If this is the case, you can order a large bigge bag, and get a double stack burger with large fries and nuggets to maximize the amount of time you can play Genshin Impact before refueling again. You see, the biggie bag really is a revolutionary invention. All other fast food bundles quake at it's sight. They shake like earthquakes and fall as a brick. I would even argue that McDonald's removed it's "McRib" from the menu due to their superior competitor - the biggie bag. Not only is the biggie bag extremely economic, but it also contains the highest quality out of all fast food meals. The fries are always hot and crispy, crunching with every bite. The nuggets are made from only the finest cock meat, and are cooked to the finest tenderness. The biggie bag truly is a landmark invention of the 21st century. I would even argue that it's creation is more impactful than the Industrial Revolution. If I was in charge of the school system I would dedicate an entire section to the history books.
Conclusion: Wendys "Biggie Bag" really is a suitable meal for anyone, no matter their financial status, gender, race or profession. The biggie bag does not discriminate. The biggie bag is a insanely efficient use of your money, and tastes good going down. The biggie bag really is an invention of all time and deserves our recognition. Now grab your keys, fire up your car and drive to your local Wendy's. Good day, sir.
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