The Lost Star Wars Movie

THERE WAS ORIGINALLY GONNA BE A 4TH STAR WARS SEQUEL AND EPISODE 9 WAS GONNA HAVE A DIFFERENT ENDING BUT THEY SCRAPPED IT BECAUSE IT WAS TOO SCARY. SO PRETTY MUCH EPISODE 9 WAS ORIGINALLY GONNA END WITH REY EXILING HERSELF ON TAKODANA. EPISODE 10 STARTS WITH FINN FINDING REY AND TELLING HER THEY NEED HER BACK BECAUSE THE FIRST ORDER IS TOO STRONG. SHE AGREES TO COME AND THEY GO BACK. AFTER SOME BACKSTORY AND FILLER SHE DESTROYS THE FIRST ORDER. THEN KYLO TURNS TO THE LIGHT SIDE AND JOINS THEM. THEN A 2,000 FOOT BATTLE DROID ARRIVED WITH HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD ALL OVER IT. IT STOMPED ON KYLO AND REY IS SAD. THEN SHE KILLS IT AND LUKE'S FORCE GHOST SHOWS UP AND SAYS "CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WON THE PRIZE" SHE ASKED "WHAT PRIZE" AND LUKE SAID "THE $69,420,000,000,000,000 FOR SAVING THE GALAXY" THEN SHE SAID "FUCK YOU" AND THEN SHE COMMITTED SEPPUKU WITH HER LIGHTSABER AND SHE DIED AND THE CREDITS ROLLED. BUT THE LETTERS OF THE CREDITS WERE COVERED IN HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD. THEN REY'S GHOST COMES UP ON SCREEN COVERED IN HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD AND SAYS "LEAVE BEFORE I KILL YOU MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

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