The Loud House: Ren’s Message to SpongeBob
I was on my computer looking at a Creepypasta that nearly made me give up on The Loud House altogether. Especially when I had to read about a lot of characters especially Katherine Mulligan getting nuked. But then one day, an unexpected package came in the mail. I opened it and it was a DVD with yet another lost Loud House episode named "Ren's Message to Spongebob". I was like "What?" since Ren Höek never appeared in The Loud House. But, it was said to be co-created by John Kricfalusi himself so something was up.
I put in the DVD in my DVD player and started watching the episode. It opened with the usual SpongeBob intro with Painty the Pirate saying the usual "Are you ready kids?". But, then Ren Höek himself interrupts the intro and says "You eediot, this is the wrong show! Cue the right intro". And, then it cuts to The Loud House intro. It's the same as usual. But, with one noticeable difference. Right after Lily says "Poo-Poo" Ren Höek and Stimpson J. Cat are seen in the TLH style fighting each other and there's even a fight cloud present. And then the episode starts, the title card says "Ren's Message to SpongeBob". It said Written By: "Kevin Sullivan, John Kricfalusi" and then it said Storyboard by "Jordan Koch" as usual. But, it also said directed by "Kyle Marshall, Chris Savino, John Kricfalusi" which is odd considering that Chris Savino was fired from Nickelodeon in 2017. Chris Savino was also the producer of this lost episode and John Kricfalusi co-produced it. The Co-Executive producer is Michael Rubiner. So, this is gonna be a weird mix of the Savino and Rubiner era episodes. I have no idea how they even brought back Chris Savino for this one.
The episode starts off with Ren Höek and Stimpson J. Cat walking around in Royal Woods until they heard a scream. "What's with the screaming, Ren?" He said. Ren responded and told Stimpy that the screaming came from the Loud's house. SpongeBob was about to kill the Louds with an AR-15 after failing to kill them with a knife. Ren and Stimpy barged in and Ren got out a riot shield to protect the Louds from getting shot. Ren greeted SpongeBob Squarepants himself with a threatening grin and said "Look who's back, ya imbecile!". Lincoln is thankful to see the duo back in action. "Thank goodness you two are here, SpongeBob was about to kill us with an illegal weapon!" He shouted. SpongeBob didn't take this lightly and said "The Louds must be killed after what Savino did behind the scenes!". SpongeBob was about shoot them, but Ren slaps the AR-15 out of his hands and hands it over to Lynn Loud Jr where she breaks it like a Twix Bar. "You eediot! You think Savino is bad?! Look at our creator, John Kricfalusi! He was fired for making our show too adult and also done bad things behind the scenes! And, everyone was chill with it" He said as he was about to get his trusty Axe and swing it at the annoying sponge.
Patrick Star even went in to try to help SpongeBob, but he was attacked by Stimpy himself. Patrick was eventually chopped up Ren's axe. But, SpongeBob got away and drove off to Great Lakes City. Ren shouted "After him, you morons!". Ren, Stimpy and the Louds went over to a gun store in Royal Woods and bought every weapon they could. Ren liked how Rita Loud was dressed up as it reminded him of the Heavy from Team Fortress 2. "Y'know, I like how you roll. You look like one mean, not so lean, heavy gunning machine! And, your clothing reminds me of one certain Russian heavy gunner" He said. Lisa gets out her lab coat and builds herself an invention similar to the Medi Gun from Team Fortress 2. Ren then shouts "Let's squad up and go after that annoying invertebrate!". The Louds then make Vanzilla into something that would appear in Twisted Metal. It had a plow with spikes on the front, two Pontiac M39A2 miniguns from an F-5E Tiger II, a rocket pod launcher that fires Zuni rockets, missile launchers that fire Stinger missiles and yes, it even has a plasma cannon built by Lisa herself. It shoots a big ball of plasma energy that has enough power to destroy a bunch of vehicles in one shot as long as its in its area range. Stimpy commented on how much Vanzilla looks like something out of Twisted Metal. "That van looks like it would come out of straight outta Twisted Metal!" He said. Ren agreed and says it's one of the smartest things he might have said. "That might be one of the smartest things you said yet! It sure does look like something of Twisted Metal!" He said. Lana even gave it an engine tune-up, racing tires and a paint job similar to Bobbie Flethcer's race car before it got equipped with all of those weapons.
So far, so good, so what? I was impressed that the Louds are able to look this badass! And so, I continued watching to see what would happen next. SpongeBob was seen driving the car from Coupe Dreams and the Louds and what looked like a Cobalt Blue Metallic 1996 Dodge Viper GTS chased after him. Vanzilla plows through the police roadblocks like it was nothing. Vanzilla dealt with APCs while the Viper chases after SpongeBob. The Viper then had another trick up its sleeve. A hand is seen on the dashboard and the mysterious driver flicks the switch to transform into the... Viper Defender! It then gets out it's Static Pulse launcher and fires a ball of static energy at the baby blue car right before it arrives at the Casagrandes Apartment. Spongebob then proceeds to run on foot and gets out yet another AR-15 that he just found. He was about to shoot Arturo in the head with it. But, he gets interrupted by Ren Höek himself. "Killing Mexicans, really?! Now, that's just racist!" He shouted. SpongeBob then shouted "How?! I thought you Louds are supposed to be dead!" right after the Louds showed up to the Casagrandes Apartment. Ren then shouted "Yeeeeou thought wrong! Remember, these characters mean a lot to Nickelodeon. I mean, Nickelodeon would've been dead by now if it wasn't for those retards showing up to save their butts! But, they are our retards to mess with!".
And then, Ren recited the quote "The Gun is good, The Penis is evil" quote from Zardoz right before he throws a bunch of guns at the Casagrande family, Santiago family and, Chang family. He even gave Becca Chang a sniper rifle, a hunting knife and an MP5 submachine gun. "Say? Ya look like a real sniper! Now go protect Great Lakes City for good us, Stimpy and I!" He said. Becca saw Ms. Puff floating in the air and shot her with her sniper rifle and starts deflating a balloon. Ren then shouted "Pop goes the pufferfish!". Lana sees Bobbie Fletcher's race car drive outside and thinks that Bobbie Fletcher arrived. "Oooh, looks like Bobbie Fletcher came to see me!" She shouted. But, it was Sheldon J. Plankton's robot named Karen that was driving the car and she hops out alongside Plankton himself. Ren then shouted "You eediot! That's not Bobbie, that's a krill! Seriously, Mr. Hillenburg, krill? Is that the best you can come up with for your main villain?! Look, krill and plankton ain't scary. They get eaten by whales all of the time!" Plankton then gets out his robotic suit and starts rampaging Great Lakes City. Ren then gets an idea when he sees an F-14A Tomcat in the Great Lakes City Air Force Museum. "Hmmm, say are any of you eediots good at flying planes? Cuz, there's a plane right over there and one of you will get it fixed up!". Lana then fixes up the Tomcat and and Rita puts on a flight suit that was seen in the Museum itself. The door of the Viper Defender then opens up and out comes Bobbie Fletcher. Yeah, she's the one who drove the Viper Defender all along. Lana then said "So, you're not in your own race car after all!". Bobbie answers responds to Lana and says her race car wasn't stolen and says that person is gonna pay for stealing it. "Nope, I was in the dang Viper all along! Whoever stole my race car is gonna pay for stealing my property!" She shouted in anger. Bobbie then looks up and sees an F-14A Tomcat flying in the air. "Wow, I've always wanted to fly one! I only flew a Super Hornet back when I was part of the US Navy. Does the museum have another one and a flight suit?" She said.
Believe it or not, the museum had another F-14A Tomcat on display as they had a few that were once flown by a famous squadron during the Gulf War. And yes, there's an airbase stationed near Great Lakes City. So, Lana fixes up that plane and Bobbie suits up in her flight suit and flies into action. Plankton's giant robot of death gets taken down by Rita and Bobbie and the people inside Vanzilla with its massive arsenal of weapons. Katherine then arrives in a 1994 Chevrolet Lumina APV that looks similar to the news van seen in the TV series, Viper. She opens her door and gets out her gun. "Katherine Mulligan here arriving at Great Lakes City where I'm locked and loaded! I was a CIA agent once before I became a news reporter. There are reports of attempted murder done up by none other than the famous cartoon character, SpongeBob Squarepants" She said. Lori then looked up in the sky and saw a stolen B-2 stealth bomber with two nuclear bombs armed. "Look up, guys! This is literally not good!" She shouted. Ren said Lori was right even and he warned everyone that the bombs are about to be dropped on Great Lakes City. "The blonde cat is right! Those bombs are about to kill y'all! If he succeeds, even we will die! Let's teach that annoying invertebrate a lesson!" He shouted. Bobbie and Rita engage the bomber and they shoot it down with AIM-9H Sidewinder missiles. Powdered Toast Man also flies into action and rips out the nuclear bombs and throws them into the ocean before the plane itself would explode. After the plane is destroyed, SpongeBob gets out of the plane.
SpongeBob is seen parachuting down to Great Lakes City and he looks at all of the characters from The Loud House with guns pointed at him and they all had angry looks on their faces. Ren then points his finger at SpongeBob himself and tells him a very threatening message. "See all of these people you tried to kill off?! Yeah, they have lives too, you know! Mass murder for the sake of popularity ain't cool, you eediot! These people mean a lot to Nickelodeon and saved Nickelodeon from their dark age! Especially after making several mediocre cartoons including Fanboy and Chum Chum and The Mighty B! Without these morons, Nickelodeon would hardly ever exist. Before, all people saw was yellow! But, now these imbeciles helped bring competition back to Nickelodeon and bring in a new era. Listen, you aren't the guy who created Nicktoons! Back in our time, Rugrats was king. And, Rugrats had lots and lots of competition. That was until all of you eediots showed up and oversaturated the network! And, good thing your pink moron friend regenerated after he was cut in half. He is sent to the Alcatraz maximum security prison for attempted murder! Look, I already called two police officers to send you over there too until you learn not to kill people for sake of popularity! Also, you'll be transferred over to Arkham until you learn your lesson! Nickelodeon doesn't need to be oversaturated by your dumb show again, be thankful it has competition! Imagine what Stephen Hillenburg would think of some of your more toxic fans? Take him away, officers!" He shouted as he made his speech.
The police officer from Ren and Stimpy and Officer Schnoffner are seen with handcuffs. SpongeBob himself is seen being dragged by Officer Schnoffner with handcuffs on his two yellow hands. Mr. Horse himself and Ms. Bernardo seen repeatedly curb stomping Squidward Tentacles. "Y'know, for a girl without boots, you sure know how to stomp! Would you by any chance be interested in my rubber walrus protectors?" He said. Ms. Bernardo clearly wasn't interested in Mr. Horse's offer and she refuses it. "No, I'm good. I'm better off not having a walrus roaming around my house" She said. Mr. Horse backed away and Ms. Bernardo did one last curb stomp and then she danced ontop his beaten body and started singing Beat It by Michael Jackson in a more opera esque fashion. Morag then goes over to Plankton, grabs him and flicks him back into the ocean while doing an evil laugh. Flip is also seen giving Mr. Krabs a headlock and throws him back into the ocean where he belongs. And then, the episode ends with Ren Höek, Stimpson J. Cat, Mr. Horse, Powdered Toast Man, the firefighters from Ren and Stimpy, Lori Loud, Leni Loud, Luna, Loud, Luan Loud, Lynn Loud Jr, Lincoln Loud, Lucy Loud, Lola Loud, Lana Loud, Lisa Loud, Lily Loud, Rita Loud, Lynn Loud Sr, Katherine Mulligan, Stella Zhau, Zach Gurdle, Liam Hunnicutt, Rusty Spokes, Rocky Spokes, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Carlota Casagrande and MANY others all marching together in a parade akin to the Space Marines March seen in one of the Warhammer games. Chris Savino, John Kricfalusi and, Michael Rubiner are seen sitting on in vehicles driven by Bella "Thicc QT" Fox, Bobbie Fletcher and, another one of the firemen from Ren and Stimpy. Thicc QT is seen driving in a yellow convertible, Bobbie is seen driving in her race car this time and, the firemen are driving in well, you guessed it... A fire truck. All of the background characters cheer very loudly at the people in the parade.
After that, the episode ends with Ren saying "Listen up, you imbeciles! Chris Savino might have been accused of some nasty behind the scenes stuff. But, that has nothing to do with your cartoon series! There's a reason why y'all have Kevin Sullivan, Kyle Marshall and, Michael Rubiner. I mean, our creator John Kricfalusi was fired from Nickelodeon years ago and nasty things happened to him too. But, people were still chill about it and the series continued with Bob Camp who was a creative mind at Nickelodeon. These three are not banned from making any more episodes as The Loud House is vital to Nickelodeon's success. Just because the creator did bad things in real life, doesn't mean you have to blame them on the cartoon itself! You should still enjoy the cartoon for what it is. Just remember that it's still a cartoon and you should sit back and relax! And, if any one of you try to kill the only cats and eediots we like, we're coming after you and we'll kick you off of the network! Destroy any copy of the forbidden series finale as we want no more deaths of these eediots ever again! You got that? Good, cuz no beloved character should die and that's just sad". Stinky Whizzleteats voiced by John Kricfalusi is then seen saying "You heard, Ren! Destroy any copies of the forbidden series finale from The Loud House. It's not only scarring to see your favourite characters die. But, it also gives a favourite childhood icon a bad rep. Imagine if Mickey Mouse suddenly went berserk and started killing The Proud Family. That would be horrible! When the show ends, we'll make a proper series finale where none of these characters die. We want happy and being happy is what matters". Also, Ren says "FYI, No Such Luck and Brawl in the Family were bad. But, that's nothin' compared to our episodes, Man's Best Friend which wasn't even allowed to air back then prior to John's firing and my episode, Ren's Retirement which was banned on Nickelodeon once when it aired cuz it was disturbing! Yeah, don't blame characters for two non-canon episodes, guys. Ren, out!"
The episode then ends with The Loud House end credits, but with the Ren and Stimpy ending theme instead. The background is also a bit different as it shows Ren and Stimpy themselves standing in the background itself. I then took out the DVD and put it back in it's case. I had a sigh of relief and my confidence as a Loud House fan went back up after I saw this episode. It was the best of the Chris Savino and Michael Rubiner era put together. Now, this is the good ending right there. All of my Loud House merchandise stayed with me after I saw this episode. It was all thanks to Ren and Stimpy themselves for teaching us that the cartoon series had nothing to do with the actions of the creator itself and how toxic the fandom and hatedeom became. I definitely learned a lesson or two with the iconic duo. Just remember, The Ren and Stimpy Show came out waaaay before SpongeBob and that there was a time when Rugrats was the titan of Nicktoons and not SpongeBob Squarepants.
Note: This story is meant to be a parody poking fun at one of the Creepypastas "The Loud House - The Forbidden Series Finale" and it's solely written for comedic purposes. I wanted to make a Trollpasta out of that Creepypasta in particular as I wanted to have a story where The Loud House characters survived and got rescued instead all killed off one by one. Don't take this story too seriously as it's meant to be a parody of that Creepypasta and it's not meant to take jabs at creator of the original Creepypasta itself. It's only meant to be a Creepypasta parody where it's only meant for laughs and entertainment purposes. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed reading my first ever Trollpasta and let me know what you guys think about it in the comments.
Written by PowerRCP-G3
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