The Loud House Lost Episode: Lincoln's Suicide

It was July 2018, and I was at a coffee shop. I was drinking a nice, warm cup of tea, while I was surfing the web. I later decided to go on YouTube and search for The Loud House episodes. I saw that one that had a pretty weird title, Goodbye Lincoln (LOST EPISODE).

Still curious, I clicked the video. The page took 15 minutes to load for some reason. After all of the loading, the episode started with the opening theme. After that. Then it cut to the title card. The text was white, and the background was a tombstone. The text read, "GOODBYE LINCOLN."

The episode started with Lincoln watching TV and said to the viewers. "Today, my ten sisters are going out for a vacation for 2 weeks. They put me in charge to do stuff like feeding Charles and others. That's why I have to stay here." Lincoln said he'll miss them, gave them a hug and said goodbye.

A time card then popped up, reading "18 DAYS LATER." It cuts to Lincoln in the living room, reading a comic book. And Rita and Lynn Sr., Lincoln's parents crying on the phone, ran up to him and told them "Lincoln, your sisters died!" Then, Lincoln got shocked in horror. It shows disturbing shots of his sisters dead in realistic blood, with cuts, stabs, sharps, and shots. Lincoln then suddenly bursts into tears, and runs to his bedroom.

Then, it cuts to the cemetery, and shows Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily's funeral. But there's a strange detail: all sisters in the same grave is okay, but ALL sisters together in ONE coffin?! Wasn't that the one where apparently the parents were too poor to afford a separate coffin for everyone, so they were all buried in one giant coffin? That's so messed up. With Lincoln and his parents sobbing. And Lincoln stepped up to his sisters, and gave them a flower.

Later at school, Lincoln started crying, but not cartoon crying it's like a realistic male 11-year-old boy crying. Clyde, Bobby and Ronnie Anne felt sorry for him. Later at the Loud house at night, Lincoln and his parents are having dinner, but thinking of how much they miss them.

It cut to black for 25 seconds, and it showed Lincoln at his desk. In front of him was a sheet of paper and a pencil, and started writing. He spoke out loud as he wrote.

Here's what he said/wrote:

"I can't take it. Without my sisters in my life, I am nothing. They made me what I am today. I am thankful for them. But now that they are dead, I just have no purpose in life. I cannot live with myself without Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily. If they are dead.... then I want to be dead too. Goodbye, my friends and family. Goodbye everyone in Royal Woods. I'm sorry for hurting anyone but I just can't live like this anymore. You might as well live without me. Bobby, I will always be with you. Ronnie Anne, I love you, and I will always love you forever. Clyde, you will be always my best friend. Mom and Dad, I love you, and I will always love you. Charles, Geo, Cliff and Geo, you will always be my pets, and our pets. And Zach, Stella, Rusty and Liam, you will always be my friends. If anyone finds this note, then I am probably dead...

Goodbye cruel world..."

There was then no noise. No noise at all except for Lincoln saying "Goodbye...". The camera pans over to reveal a rope is hanging from a ceiling. Lincoln then brings the nose around his neck, and stands up on a stool. He sighs and kicks the stool from under him, and his body drops faster than a lead balloon. Lincoln hangs there, and the camera cuts to static. When the camera starts up again, what I saw scared the crap out of me. It was Lincoln... he was hanging. The camera stayed on him, as his body swung sideways. The note he made was pinned on him. The camera cuts to static and the episode ends.

What I saw will haunt me forever.

If you see that episode somewhere, DO NOT watch it, and beware.

The video was taken down shortly afterwards because of a copyright claim by Viacom.

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