The Man Who Kept On Pooping

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A few years ago, there was a man. He was out with his friends, totally drunk for the night. When he woke up, he was on a toilet. "What the fuck, man?" said the man. It was no use trying to escape his porcelain chair. His ass was glued to the toilet by his shit. His anus just kept leaking diarrhea. The endless shitting was painful, and the shit slowly got bloodier. He called for help, and his friend Mark came to the bathroom and opened the stall. "Why are you on that toilet seat?" "I don't know," the man replied worryingly. "I just can't stop pooping." "Maybe this will explain your conundrum", Mark stated while giving the man a box. The man opened up the box, and what was inside haunted him.

In the box were a hundred used coupons for Taco Bell.

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