The Many Universe Spook
Chapter 1: Beginning of the Beginning
"What the fuck?!" I shouted, the beginning of the story surprising me. I was playing Pokemon Crystal, my meganium strangling my rival's typhlosion, so a story starting was probably the most startling thing in the world. "Who the hell is talking?" I demanded, because the narrator had forgotten to turn off text to speech. Just then, my cat threw up a literal ocean onto the floor. I began to clean up the kitty vomit, when I noticed an SD card lying next to it. Seeing this next to some cat vomit, I immediately thought this must be a gift from Donald Trump. After inserting it into my laptop, I checked the contents. The only files were an image and a text document.
I looked at the image first. My palm made contact with my face once I saw the "horror" that displayed in front of me. I didn't know who would think of doing something like that to that poor Typhlosion. but just then, it occured to me that the meganium had the same name, gender, and (at the time) level as the one I had in my run of Crystal. I pulled up my emulator to see that my meganium had a different attack as it's first attack than the attack that was it's first attack. Attack attack attack. The attack was called 'Rape'.
I was literally triggered.
The gun that materialized due to the literal triggering became used and I dodged the bullet. I recycled the kodak pistol and walked back to my laptop. The game had automatically used rape while I was gone, and the screen turned into a salad of blood, rape, and the devil.
Many stopwatches later, I checked the text file. All it contained was as follows: 37.240345, -121.871048
It only took |-0.1| seconds for it to register in my mind that these were coordinates. I asked my friend Mika (Who I named my meganium after because I was told to by the voices in my head.) if I could borrow her pet dragon, Dragony (Who she named after her sylveon who she had named after her friend, Dragony. (Who was named by her father due to the fact that she could spew fire from her mammary glands and could fly using her sixteen full metal mouse tails because her mother was a cyborg rat force-bred with a steroid infused, morbidly obese man who was her father.))
It was a lake that rested at the coordinates. The lake was really tired, so it was still resting there after all those years. Dragony dive-bombed into the lake, someone on the sidelines made a 9/11 joke, and i found a flash drive and a Chinpokomon inside a ufo that we got into due to Dragony having alien technology stuck up her rectum. As I rode Dragony back up to the surface, the 9/11 joke making man actually used a huge time portal to cause 9/11. I shot a ball of energy out of my anklet that turned into a portal that led back home. Dragony turned into an Arwing and we used the boost to get through.
I was almost home, but then, I heard my rival. "Can't let you do that, dicklips!" he yelled. He immediately sent out his typhlosion, who was wearing an eyepatch, due to my meganium ripping out it's eye and swallowing it. It also had bandaging around it's neck, due to my meganium slitting it's throat. "What's with the Star Fox reference, asshat? Been fapping to Krystal?" I yelled back. "Go fucking die!" he whispered directly inside of my ear. I took out my megaphone and screamed at the top of my lungs, directly into his ear: "WANNA GO M8?" He recoiled back long enough for me to teleport home along with Dragony.
Chapter 2: The Spook Begins... Maybe
Dai recoiled like a bitch because of the perspective changing.
He had just inserted the flash drive into his laptop, and was about to check the files when Mika bustadeded through the door in -(-9.3 * 69/1337) * 0.5 seconds. She screamed something about dog food then calmly walked away.
The contents were an image, a midi, and an executable. He checked the image.
Dai could almost FEEL the smoke.
Dragony had asthma so she left the room. Dai was dumb...founded. That Typhlosion had the same name and gender as Dai's Typhlosion.
He checked the midi.
It was indescribable. Nothing could compare. The closest thing to it would have to be this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoj4JDFaduU
He checked the exe file.
The 'title screen' had a wall of text and on the bottom said "PRESS ENTER YOU FUCKING WANKER"
He was confused at this. He took a screenshot because he could. When he pressed enter, the program crashed. "Oh. Well then." he said stupidly. He waited to see if this program would jumpscare him moments later, but nothing happened.
He got bored, so he decided to play Sonic the Fighters. He couldn't take screenshots due to him playing it on the PS3. After a while into playing, the game seemed to freeze. He hard reset his PS3, and found a new game in his library called '[] the Fighters 2'. Having known that wasn't an existing game, he proceeded forward cautiously. The intro played. Sonic barreled through an automated gauntlet of depravity, his accomplice, Miles Prower, struggling to keep up. A big spooky robot bad guy showed up. Sonic flipped him off and calmly walked away. Dai and Tails were both shocked at this. It immediately cut to the title screen.
It was the same screen as the above title screen for that exe file, except instead of 'enter' it said 'start'. Dai inhaled, then pressed start...
Chapter 3: We Need More Characters
It went to the main menu.
The available modes on the menu were Story, Versus, Tourney, Editor, Survival, Extras, Options, Exit, and 'Shizenhakka'. He opened the options menu and adjusted the aiming reticle sensitivity all the way up, because he was used to that. He adjusted the other options to his liking, and set the difficulty to 'Ultra Very Hard Triple X Extra Spicy Super Phantasm Dank Chocolate Lunatic Debauchery Mode'.
He went back to the menu, and decided to play story mode. The game brought him to a character select screen. The selection of characters was bizzare, and made it clear that it wasn't a sonic game, but mach more. The playable characters included Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Shadow, Cream, Rouge, Silver, Honey (A scrapped character from sonic the fighters who was brought back for the ps3/xbox 360 re-release), Blaze, Big, Sally, Rotor, Bunny, Antoine, Bean, Mighty, Rory, Bark, Fang, Donut Steel, Charmy, Espio, Vector, Walk (He's a dinosaur), Scourge, Mina, Shade, Fiona, Eggman (In a mech suit), Metal Sonic, Mecha Sonic, Silver Sonic, and many more sonic characters, plus a ton of characters from other series' which included Sash Lilac, Carol Tea, Milla, Torque, Spade, Mr. T, Han Solo, Sakuya Izayoi, Dio Brando, John Cena, Utsuho Reiuji, Rainbow Dash, all 721 Pokemon, Sonic.exe (He has the worst stats in the game), Momiji (She's from Touhou. For some reason is wearing an orange parka.), the rest of the Touhou characters, not Superman, Superboy Prime, Kamen Rider Decade, The Ice Climbers, Lucina, all of the FNaF characters (just go with it), Rockington, Toad, A Langolier, A Licker, Tony Stark, Ross O'Donnel, Bootman Bill, Bill Gates, Bill Nye, Jirard "Dragonrider" Khalil, a Minecraft Creeper, Ralph Bluetawn, EVIL PATRIXXX, Link, Wolf Link, Young Link, Rabbit Link, Toon Link, Dark Link, Dark Wolf Link, Dark Young Link, Dark Rabbit Link, Dark Toon Link, Linkle (Basically female Link), more Zelda characters, all of the Mario characters, Major Tom, Jigsaw, Cheesy, Da Blue Peeps Whitey Dragon, Blue haired swordsman, Sakurai himself, The Illuminati, Dark Magician Girl, Death Incarnate, The Canadian Devil, Michael Leroi, Random Fat Guy No One Gives A Fuck About, Sonichu, Chris-Chan, Some More Sonichu Characters, Professor Oak, all of the Street Fighter characters, Crash Bandicoot, Shulk, Ty, the Star Fox team (including Miyu and Fey from Starfox 2), the Star Wolf team, Satan, Jesus (a bit OP), AVGN, the Cinema Snob, the entire island of Honolulu, the Motherfuckin' YOSHI, and a fuckton of other characters (some unlockable). Dai surveyed the character roster and chose who he wanted.
Find out who he chose NEXT TIME ON DEEP SP- er, DRAGON BALL Z!
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