The Melon Man
Melon makes man- *groans* Melon makes man mad! Melon makes man maaaaaaaad! AHHH! Huuuaah! *stabs melon with screwdriver* man makes melon- *groans of struggle* manandthemelonandthe melon makes the man. Who makes the melon if the man makes the melon? Who are you? Who are you working for? WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR? Does the melon make the man? *while prancing around* Who makes me mad? The melon makes me mad. laughs WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?? *punches melon* Who makes the melon man? The man is melon the man. Who did it? Who did it? Who is the mest man if there is no melon to eat the melon? And who eats the man with the melon? My lord is the man. MeLon? Or is the melon... no. Who sees the man into the light of day. WHOOO keeps the melon to the melon's man? Well the melon man can. Who is the man, the myth, the melon man? *throws melon on shower floor* Melon man, melon man. *throws melon again* The melon man. The melon- *rips melon in half* AHHHHH THE MELON MAN! HAHAHAHAH! I AM THE- *bites melon* I AM THE MELON MAN! I did what melon man say HE CAN DO! This is my man and this is my melon! Thank you for your sacrifice melon man! For I will now *munches on* melon become you. Melon man. Melon man. I am the melon man. I AM the melon man. The melon man is who I am.
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