The Miley Cyrus Theory I created back in 2014!

Everyone knows Miley, right? The once famous pop star, Hannah Montana who is now a Brittney Spears 2.0?

Well, let me tell you why she became who she is now.

One night, Miley was walking own the street and out of nowhere, Brittany Spears mugged her and then injected DNA into Miley's skin then a skeleton popped out and ate her brains like a zombie!

The next day, Miley became an evil twerk monster and shoved her butt into everyone's faces and started French kissing 200 people! She stripped into her bare skin and started singing I CAEM IN LEIK A REKING BAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWLL!! While she grabbed a wrecking ball and destroyed the White House. Then Obama came and told Miley to cut it out then Miley grabbed a bazooka and fired it at the president. Then Miley twerked at her former fans. One of them was Katy Perry (don't ask me why) who turned into a cat and yelled I GOT DEH EI OF DA TYGA!! While she used her psychic powers to kill Miley. But she failed, and got hit by a satilite then Miley took over the world and became invincible!

And then a skeleton popped out and I woke up from that crazy dream, opened my window and saw...

A duck...

...TWERKING TO MILEY CYRUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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