The Mystery and The Joy of Herobrine

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I was recently on Minecraft, a block building game, crafting some torches, all of a sudden, I walked into my house, and he was there. He was hitting me a piece of pork, which I thought was a bit unkind... but the texture of the pork - Hmmm.. Anyway, he was hitting me with a piece of pork, and he put a sign in my house, and ran out strangely, it said on the sign from my memory: "Herobrine will return here"

I was a bit worried, but I was prepared. I made a attic incase he came back, so I could make an escape, And he spawned there as soon as I turned back round, he made a crafting table, and made two beds, this led to having sex with herobrine, due to the fact he scared me, I felt like a male version pornstar, Basically, he held my pixel ass, and shoved it down far as possible, I now realise, that my minecraft person is gay, His dick was a very long rectangle block, and we slept through the night of minecraft.

And he put up a sign saying

"Daniel Soulby, I'm coming to get you"

Herobrine made the sign, I do not know who this person is, due to the fact that I live in America. Whoever daniel soulby is he must be english, he put in brackets english, I do not know anyone called daniel soulby, strange. But Maybe he is someone I know? Oh well, that's for herobrine to discover.


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