The Near Death of EVIL PATRIXXX

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As many may know, it is impossible to kill EVIL PATRIXXX, because it is established in the laws of physics, that nothing can kill or injure the lord, otherwise the universe will implode.

But this is a story of a case where before he achieved his invulnerability, he nearly lost his life.

EVIL PATRIXXX was walking down the street to kill people in overly-dramatic ways, when all of a sudden, EVIL KERMIXXX crashed down to earth and challenged him to a battle.

The battle started with a massive explosion, turning the city of Fuckville into a giant crater, and killing 666,666 people. After KERMIXXX dickslapped PATRIXXX, he pinned PATRIXXX down to the ground, but PATRIXXX used his hyper-realistic blood-dripping eye attack to spook the bajoobles out of KERMIXXX and release him.

PATRIXXX called upon the 5 Mighty Fighters of Dicks: Mr. Rental, Colonel Noodles, Birdperson, Ronald McDonald, and cs188; to help him fight KERMIXXX. But KERMIXXX had another trick up his sleeve. Out of his asshole, he pulled out the Meme PentaGang: Pepe, a KitKat wrapper, LOLSKELETONS, iDubbbzTV, and Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. PATRIXXX said "OMFG U DIK U FUKIN COPIED ME!!!!11!1", and proceeded to shoot hyper-realistic red lasers out of his eyes towards KERMIXXX. KERMIXXX, however, responded by shooting hyper-realistic green lasers out of his eyes towards PATRIXXX, and they were locked in a bitter stalemate.

The 5 Mighty Fighters of Dicks and the Meme PentaGang both fought long and hard (like my dick) using various methods like shooting rockets, bullets, Tsar Bombs, and dildos at each other. The battle lasted for hours, until only one member stood alive: Colonel Noodles. He proceeded to turn KERMIXXX Chinese so his vision was impaired and his lasers would be thinner, and then restrained him using his noodles. PATRIXXX then managed to push back KERMIXXX's lasers back enough so that he could finally send KERMIXXX flying back to his universe.

After the battle, Colonel Noodles returned to Parappa Town, and PATRIXXX was granted invulnerability for his efforts.

And that, my friends, is how EVIL PATRIXXX achieved his invulnerability, and added a new law to the laws of physics.


Written by Nambona890
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