The Nuances of Helicoptering

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I tried for a long time to helicopter dick hands free. With hands is easy. Just grab the base and spin away. But doing it hands free requires a level of coordination that had me stumped for quite a while. When you grab the base, you see, you're giving your spinning dick distance from your stomach and thighs, and you can easily navigate not hitting anything. But hands free removes that distance, and so performing helicopter dick rotations becomes more of an obstacle course.

I tried for a while to nail it. Just moving my hips around like I was hoopla hooping. But I wouldn't be able to get in more than a few rotations before hitting something. I then worried that perhaps my dick was too big to do this. Or maybe too small? I don't know. There's no standard propeller length that I'm aware of. This is discipline is still in its infancy, whose practice might very well be limited to only to a small few.

Google provided no answers in written form. Some videos came up but there I couldn't click them, because I didn't want to watch other men spin their dicks. Even if they had the answers I was looking for, it's wisdom is found in a path that one must walk alone. Until now.

There's a secret. To helicopter dick hands free, you need to do it with your toes and not only your hips. The best you can do with your hips is a left and right movement. Bouncing on my toes in coordination with my hips gives me the upward momentum I need to get the extra weight of my heavy dick up into the air. I've been squatting for a long time. My legs are now strong enough for this achievement.

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