The Numbers The Numbers The Numbers (Switcheroo)

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I was walking down the bed a few days from now and saw an idea exit my stomach that reminded me of thing; of Poopoo Numbers. All my life Poopoo Numbers were reliable for scatological guidance but I forgot about them until recently. I tried to find them... but they have been replaced with some dumb thing called "Angel Numbers" and eschatological guidance! I think I'm in a new world or reality! I cannot figure out how to stay regular anymore. When were those specks of dung in the sky replaced with stars? Why doesn't thunder sound like farts anymore? How come the oceans are blue instead of brown now? Help, does anyone remember the real world and how do I go back... these "angel numbers" keep telling me dumb shit like how to anticipate my fate and what some dumb thing called "god" wants for me and to show me. All I want is to remember when to poop. I'm so scared. And don't think I can hold it anymore.

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