The Pokemon league of doom
A parody of fanfics.
The Beginning
It all starts with me looking, for a dvd of a pokemon season. I found Season 666 The_Pokemon_league_of_doom, this season has only 5 Episodes, which is not much for the pokemon anime. The Price was... just about 10000$ so I thought, that I might get a cheaper copy on a shady website. I found one on https/:/www.pleasesellyoursoultothedevil.net it only costs 100$ there+My soul so I bought it for that cheap price and only had to wait 10 seconds for it to arrive, as the devil himself delivered the DVD. I signed the Contract gave him the 100$ and put the DVD into my PS4. The DVD is a ultra Deluxe HD edition, that has 6 Episodes+1 secret episode made by the Devil himself.
Episode 1
I started Episode 1 where Ash was arrested, because he refused to go to miletary, He screamed: "Pikachu! Use Thunderbeam of doom on the people who try, to take me away from you!" Pikachu was glowing blue and after 1 minute of charging up, he was floating in the air and mad a moon sized Electric charged ball and threw it at everyone around ash. Pikachu killed 1000 People and Ash was still alive and laughed:"Thanks Pikachu it is good to be evil, while still caring about your loved once. Then they walked around Lavender Town and robbed, every single house, store and Pokemon Center they encountered, then they destroyed, it with Pikachus Laserbeam thunder bold's. At the end of the Episode Pikachu laughed like a demon and turned into a shadow beast for 1 second. I knew that at the End of that season, Ash will die.
Episode 2
Ash was sleeping in his bed, suddenly Pikachu turned Demonic and lauhed at ash and said:"Everything will be fine very soon once I gathered enough souls, I won't die again after that Ash!" Then it showed a backflash of Pikachu getting shot and Ash performing a demonic Ritual, that fused Pikachus soul, with the soul of a powerful demon. Pikachu turned Ash into a Monster after that, he made it so that he can go beyond Level 100 now, he has Ash under his full control. Then it cut's to black and a advertisment poped up that is about Hell and how awsome it is there, it showed:Lava Pool's, Gambling, Fighting and the place where all sinful desires are present and acted out. After the small ad It showed how Pikachu charges some parts of Ash's Brain, he made sure that Ash stays in his control with that, as he dissables all the parts of the brain that, control fear, logic and freedom. Ash woke up and cuddled Pikachu, then Pikachu jumpscared me with his demoic shadow form. It said: You are next My Boy written in blood.
Episode 3
I was scared to keep watching as in Episode 3 Ash just, robbed and destroyed every city he came accross Pikachu grew bigger and bigger he was about the same highed as ash as he absorbed 4 million souls already with those lightning attacks. He protect's Ash no matter what happens. Suddenly static appeared on the screen then all the light's went out and Pikachu laughed, as he appeared on the screen. He said:"You know this is only the beginning of the horror you are about to see, the Devil said if you managed to watch the whole season+his episode, only then you get to live your life. However should you turn of the PS4 or the TV at any point, you would die." He has made it so that the power on the TV and PS4 can not interrupted by any means. So I would be safe from power outtages. Then the Episode went on Pikachu shot lightnings around at everything that crosses their path.
Episode 4
Ash is on Victory Road and about to enter the league, as Pikachu just blasts everything away, with his thunder laser's. even the mountains that conect to it. Then it cut's back to static my friend's where seen on screen... They waved at me and said:"Hello we are doing fine! It is not actually us as the Pikachu only wanted to scare and make you quit watching this DVD as he need's your soul now." then it cut's back to the normal episode where Pikachu is as tall as a sky scrapper at that point. He turned to the camera and said:"Dumb foolish Mortal you don't have a chance to fight, against me. Once you reach the secret Episode I will make you suffer until you die!" Then the Episode ended, with a loud scream of Ash.
Episode 5
It continued from the point it faded to black Pikachu blasted the strongest electric laser on Ash and absorbed his soul aswell, which gave him the power to end the Planet he was standing on, he grew to a size bigger then earth and ate earth with 1 gulp. He let's out a loud screatch and eat's the entire solar system, then he went on and eats even more Planets until nothing of the universe was left except for himself. with that the whole Pokemon series found a end as everyone died thanks to a demon that posesed a Pikachu, Now only 1 Episode was left Episode 6 made by the Devil himself.
Episode 6
It started at the first Episode of Pokemon, which was weird but I just kind of rolled with it and keeped watching then suddenly it cut's to ash cuddling the demon Pikachu, it is aware that ash can't see his true form from now on but he also knows that it is time to finally Escape the Television, He charged up and teleported infront of me, he destroyed the TV and then the PS4 including the DVD. He laughed and Opened a permanent Portal to hell letting all demons including the Devil Escape. They all Praised me and made me their supirior Master so I just made them my house servant's and used them for the purpose of good and made it, so they can't be evil anymore.
THE END
Written by BowserFan
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