The Real Slim Shady Theory

Did you hear about the song called The Real Slim Shady?

What if I told you that Slim Shady is not real?

Slim Shady is apart of a cult that specializes in cloning technology and only hires members who look like him.

I understand that Slim Shady does not look like the sort of person who would lead a satanic cult.

But, is Slim Shady hiding a dark secret from us?

Or was it hidden in plain sight?

And somehow, I have made a conclusion that Slim Shady is evil and wants anarchy within this society by replacing everyone with a exact copy of Slim Shady.

Slim Shady is a bad influence on children due to his profane and dirty lyrics in his songs.

Slim Shady wants to turn all the kids into clones of himself.

Goodbye.

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