The Real Story of Kiddy Kong

Teh Pasta Begins

My best friend is Willie Parrish, a video game tester. He was an immigrant from Chester, a city in Cheshire in the United Kingdom. When he lived there, his neighbor named Kevin Bayliss was an former employee of Rare, the company who brought you the Donkey Kong Country series. His neighbor Kevin told him the real story about Kiddy Kong in Donkey Kong Country 3, which you know that Kiddy Kong was in. But you don't know the real story that Kevin told him.

Under the name, "sonicfeet", Parrish posted the whole story on YouTube on a comment discussion on the Game Over screen that he memorized all by ear. He lied that he made it up because Kevin told to keep it a secret that it's real. Prepare yourself for the story because here I go.

The Real Pasta

You are not seeing things. Kiddy isn't actually a Kong. He isn't even an actual animal for that matter...he's a nightmare demon. He actually was a monkey that died in the times of when we were just beginning to evolve. However, he was sent to Hell, and lived there for decades...until he found out how other demons go above and cause trouble.

In 1996, he found Rareware's HQ, and invaded the mind of some employees (even Bayliss himself) to add him as a character in DKC3. From there on, he took back his monkey identity and possessed himself in all copies of the game. His black magic is so powerful, he lurks around even in your DKC3 ROM. His sole purpose after invading Rare was to give people nightmares and bad visions as warnings to tell people that he's going to end life as we know it. When you lose all of your lives, you summon the Kiddy demon. So next time, think before you lose.

Kiddy can sometimes twist the game's difficulty so then he can force you to lose, and summon him. If you complete the game, he isn't even affected. In fact, the ending is actually a visual subliminal message, telling you about Kiddy's takeover (K. Roolenstein took DK and Diddy to protect them from Kiddy. He didn't take Dixie because she was already hypnotized by Kiddy to be her slave).

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