The Real Story of the Beatles

A fucking while ago, a bunch of sexy bitches appeared out of the aether. Their names were John Lennon, Paul McCockney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr (True Form). After only a week of existing as a band, they proceeded to have the world record for band with highest killcount (20 million). They released a bunch of really funny songs about murdering fans of My Little Pony, transforming Chuck E. Cheese into Fuck E. Cheese, and how League of Legends should be eradicated from the face of the earth. They faced minor resistance in the form of Robert Fripp and friends, but they managed to unravel them from the face of reality by force-feeding them Luther burgers infused with DMT.

Twenty years later, the four fat sluts (their new official title) decided that PSJJJJ should be awakened, so that they could win the superbowl. After a lengthy blood ritual involving every show creator behind Dora the Explorer, the human race was pernamently ruined, all 5 billion years of their collective history lost to magick. The four fat sluts laughed as they won the superbowl, looking down at the apes that had once been proud members of society. One of the apes screamed "I wish to consume lactose!"

So this is when people started making cheese.

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Credited to Voormas 

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