The Regret

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6:10 AM

Slept in again. Damn it, I had plans to get up at 5:30 and talk with my long-distance girlfriend this morning. She's really cool, and one of the only females that'll share more that a quick conversation with me. Oh well, might as well get up for the day. I won't be able to talk to her this morning, but that's the price I pay for playing video games until late last night.

6:30 AM

Just waiting for the bus to come again. I noticed that my mom and dad are acting strange this morning. And not the kind of strange that they usually are. They tend to be more funny strange, I.E my mom sweeping the ceiling one morning. But today, whenever I seemed to pass them, the sound of crying could almost be heard. What was this about? I was about to ask them, but my bus went down. Time for school.

6:50 AM

OK, now my friend on the bus I usually talk to is ignoring me. Instead of tearing up when I walk by, however, he just sits there with a stoic face. I tried to talk to him, but he ignored me. What the hell?! I didn't do anything to him. Oh well, must be man PMS.

7:15 AM

OK, now I'm getting creeped out. I arrive to school on the bus 10 minutes early, and I use that time to talk to friends. THEY ignored me also! OK, I would've known if I did something to them. Something's fucked up.

2:45 PM

Finally, school's done. Although I wish it wasn't. I wanted to know why everyone ignored me. Not just the kids, even the teachers! Usually I'm the quiet one in class, but come on! Oh well, I'm heading home now. Now I can finally talk to my long-distance girlfriend.

6:00 PM

Finally, chores and homework are done. Parents are strangely missing though. Oh well, time to talk to my girl. When I opened Facebook, I see many people are posting on my mom's Facebook wall. Odd. Can't read them though, my girls on. I open chat and greeted her. I am then greeted with the most bizarre thing ever, coming from her. "OH YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKING FUNNY, HUH?"

Woah, what did I do? She's usually quiet and reserved. I type back, "Woah, what's up?"

"DONT EVEN JOKE WITH ME! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUNNY, BUT I FOR ONE THINK IT'S APPALLING TO GO ON YOUR DEAD BROTHERS FACEBOOK AND TALK TO ME!"

"What?"

"HIS FUNERAL IS TODAY, ASSHOLE!"

I rush to the calendar, only to see something horrifying. "Sam's funeral 4:00 PM"

My name is Sam.

Before I could wonder anything else, a flash of white came over me.

I was dead.

?:?? ??

I awoke to a bright place made of clouds. Good, I must've gone into heaven. That, or Satan's a prick. I went on the search for God, I just had one question to ask Him.

?:?? ??

Finally found Him. He gave me the opportunity to ask Him one question. I was going to ask Him how I died, because I couldn't remember. But, I wondered one other thing. "What will happen to my girlfriend when she dies?" God seemed to know I would ask this, and he sighs. "She's going to hell."

Before He could even give a reason, I rushed out of there. I sobbed my angel eyes out. I would do anything to say three more words to her. I would kill myself, but, whoops, I can't. "Maybe," I thought, "killing myself wasn't the best idea, knowing what hurt it can cause me."

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