The Ronald McDonald at Burger King Murders

I had an interesting experience at Burger King today.

I was eating at Burger King, a large fries and a drink, when suddenly Ronald McDonald burst through the door. I thought it could have been a guy dressed like him, but I knew it was the real Ronald. He walked up to the counter and the man said, "Welcome to Burger King. What food do you want?" Ronald just laughed. He reached into his ketchup packet pocket on his real Ronald suit and pulled out a ketchup packet. He squeezed the ketchup packet so hard that ketchup sprayed out of it, but it wasn't really ketchup it was hyper realistic blood! The blood formed a blood knife and decapitated the counter man's head off, but instead of blood coming out of his neck stump it was hyper realistic ketchup!

We were all shocked at what just happened, but what happened next was even worse. Ronald took the ketchup from the man's neck and put it on a burger. He walked over to a fat man and told him to eat it. The man ate it because he was fat. Then Ronald McDonald picked up fatty and threw him into the oven and made him into burgers. He gave us all a burger and yelled, "I am now the Burger King!" Before we could eat our free food the restaurant was launched into space and we all died.

And that's is why I'm never eating at Burger King again.

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