The Rules of Shadow

To complete this dark and foreboding ritual, you must first create an account with an evil entity, known as wikia. Wikia grants dark knowledge to anyone who has access to the Sphere Of Blogos (See A New World for tips on accessing the sphere.).

The second step in this dark and foreboding ritual, is to have basic knowledge of grammar and spelling, although greater levels of knowledge will provide you with employee benefits, such as a dental plan (No, not really, but it helps.).

Thirdly, you must make edits which improve this dark and foreboding wiki, such as cleaning up after the failures of others.

Fourthly, you must listen to the words of the dark and foreboding guardians of this realms, known only as The Admins (They have names, too.).

Fifthly, you must never begin a creation and fail to finish it. He who fails shall invoke the full wrath of The Admins.

Sixthly, you shall not create worlds of stupidity, these worlds are known as Horrible Troll Pasta, but go by the name Crappypasta. These Crappypastas are to be archived, but only those which spread like wildfire.

Seventhly, you must read and understand the Site Rules, or harm will surely befall you.

Your reward? You are now a shining example of a good wiki user.

Now, you are obviously wondering why this ritual is not dark, nor is it foreboding or even difficult, for that matter. I shall tell you that it is, for if it were not, then why the fuck can no one seem to follow it?

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Credited to AlixeTiir

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