The Scary Potato

Hi my name is Thomas and this is the story of my life I know that is song but it has nothing about this story. As any family I have a wife two kids in their 20s and one umm nevermind. You know what let's just begin. Me my wife my kids were all sleeping but not me I couldn't stop thinking of what happened yesterday. I'll tell you what happened I was driving home from a party and I almost died because of a potato you might be like what? But it's true I was driving home and I saw a potato in the road so I pulled over and picked it up well at least tried. This potato grew arms and legs! It tried to push me in front of a car but it failed it just dropped down and I suppose died. I was really confused what happened I just stood there on the road. Then a police car pulled up and talked to me. He asked a few questions like why are you in the middle of the road why did you pull over stuff like that. Then I tolled him it was a potato but obesely didn't believe me who would? He did an alcohol test and said you be careful but why a potato? Then I drove home I saw another potato in the road and I actually puked I don't know why it was just a potato. Luckily I had some towels and cleaned it up. This time I ran over the potato but again saw another police officer that looked a lot like the one that passed me already for some reason he pulled me over and did the same as the officer that already left but with this officer his face was a potato. I could swear it was normal before but now it was a potato. Later I just left and got home but my family was gone well they were there just replaced by potatoes. I later just slept and hoped everything was gone but no. I straight went to the doctor he was normal and said I was bit by a radioactive potato! I screamed so loud I blew up. THE END

Then a skeleton pops out

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