The Scone Bone & Where it Came From... Because you have no choice

Ever wonder where the Bone of Scone from Pounding Puppies: The Legend of Big Paw came from? And how it was made? Well, lemme tell ya, baby (O3O).

The Scone Bone, according to various medieval manuscripts, in the Pound Puppies world, comma, was made from the skin of an extremely rare canine breed. The skin was dipped in le magic potion, processed through a photo-booth (How the fuck do photo booths exist in the middle ages?), generated into rock, and melted into a bone mold by a drunken tenacious warlock named "Pierre DeCoochie. The" bone was originally handed over to Big Paw (who was just a puppy at that time), then to Digalot, and finally inside a stone. It was considered a reminder that any stupid individual peasant back in the Dark Ages would get it as a curse. A curse where they're forced to talk to a dog for the rest of their life. Or, maybe not, I dunno.

Now anybody who's got the Bone of Scone^TM and even Puppy Power (I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT SCRAPPY DOO) will be cursed by the soul of the dead rare canine who got skinned alive.

Remember, you can talk to your dog because you've got puppy power. If your dog doesn't talk, then there's something wrong with you.

Or technically, this doesn't exist because this "Scone Bone" is from a cartoon film. So either way, you're fouled.

But the bad thing is, I GOT THE BONE OF SCONE! IT WAS ME! ME, MOTHERFUCKERZ! AND YOU GOTZ IT TO!!!

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